Be careful what you wish for.

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:24

Ever wished for something then regretted it later?

SKYNHEDD · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:26

Yes, I wished for a Thai last night, I regret it now as I have the ****s.

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:30

^^ strange^^

Morgoth · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:33

I once wished that I had a willy that was so big it touched the floor, a few seconds later my legs disappeared.

[FnG]magnolia · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:33

Mrs Seakitchen said:
Ever wished for something then regretted it later?

Yes. You?

Alphane · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:37

Mrs Seakitchen said:
Ever wished for something then regretted it later?

What like a name change or something ?

antijoke · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:38

A***?

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:39

[FnG]magnolia;21098447 said:
Yes. You?

lol you do make me genuinely laugh out loud.

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:40

Morgoth said:
I once wished that I had a willy that was so big it touched the floor, a few seconds later my legs disappeared.

Trust you to lower the tone

[FnG]magnolia · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:41

Have you done something naughty? Do you want to confess? We're very good listeners and won't judge you too much.

Cosimo · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:52

[FnG]magnolia;21098514 said:
Have you done something naughty? Do you want to confess? We're very good listeners and won't judge you too much.

As he dons his cap and heads for the confession cubicle.

"I can tell that you're deeply troubled. Now what is it you can't tell your husband Mrs Seakitchen?"

[FnG]magnolia · 23 Jan 2012 at 10:54

Exactly. We're here to help but we can't help if we don't know the terrible choices you've made and the outcomes you're finding unbearable!

Confess.

robgmun · 23 Jan 2012 at 11:01

No, i've always wished for stuff and when i got it never regretted it

mrbios · 23 Jan 2012 at 11:02

I wish for things every day that i may regret in the short term but would benefit me in the long run. Never ****** happens though.

Caseh · 23 Jan 2012 at 11:04

I've given up wishing for anything. I'd just get **** all anyway.

Nitefly · 23 Jan 2012 at 11:06

Sometimes you can be blinded by your dreams.

...I guess things ain't what they seem... Now I must confess that I think it's best we forget it. There I said it. Don't regret it! Ooo woah wooah! \o/

Craig1981 · 23 Jan 2012 at 11:57

Worst "I'm a post op transvestite and I want my Johnson back" thread ever.

Scuzi · 23 Jan 2012 at 12:01

Been having a bit on the side and got caught?

sbi5ar · 23 Jan 2012 at 12:02

Craig1981 said:
Worst "I'm a post op transvestite and I want my Johnson back" thread ever.

Dark_Angel · 23 Jan 2012 at 12:04

Yeah - usually when I get involved with women :/