People who make you lol on public transport

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trigger-happy

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Pretty much what the title says. Have you ever came across anyone on public transport doing something amusing or completely stupid that draws the attention of everyone?

Here is my experience which happened today, I will try to make this brief as possible.

I was on the London underground jubilee service, west bound. Everyone was sitting down, the tube is going through a lot of turns in the tunnel, dude opposite me gave eye contact to me and then stood up, I nearly **** myself, he walked to the middle of the carriage and decided to stand on one foot, he fell down everyone was looking at him and then got back up, gave me eye contact again and decided to stand on one foot again and fell down again, this happened about 3 times. He then gave me eye contact with rage face again and then got off to the next stop. I continued playing on my Nintendo 3ds.
 
I've seen some bloke on the train home obviously tripping off his nut listening to techno on an ipod. He was dancing as if his life depended on it. Haha!
 
I can spot a wig at 375 metres so if you are out with me then you may well end up embarrassed as I am drawn to wig wearers & suffer bad Tourette's when around them. :o (<You gotta love Hitler smiley)
 
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I was on the London underground jubilee service, west bound. Everyone was sitting down, the tube is going through a lot of turns in the tunnel. Dude a few seats down the train makes eye contact with the guy opposite him who is playing his 3DS and then stood up. Guy sitting playing his 3DS nearly **** himself! :D

Guy who stood up walked to the middle of the carriage and decided to stand on one foot for some reason, he fell over and the guy playing his 3DS smirked. Bloke who fell over then eyeballs the guy playing his 3DS stood on 1 foot again and promptly fell over. This sequence repeated about 3 times.

Finally the guy with the balance problem sat down and proper eyeballed the guy playing his 3DS which made him squirm in his seat. He eventually got off at the next stop and the guy with his 3DS gave a visible sigh of relief. Couldnt help but think if the guy playing his 3DS hadnt given that condesending smirk he would not have been eyeballed quite so much...

People are weird!!

/Salsa
 
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trigger-happy said:
I was on the London underground jubilee service, west bound. Everyone was sitting down, the tube is going through a lot of turns in the tunnel, dude opposite me gave eye contact to me and then stood up, I nearly **** myself, he walked to the middle of the carriage and decided to stand on one foot, he fell down everyone was looking at him and then got back up, gave me eye contact again and decided to stand on one foot again and fell down again, this happened about 3 times. He then gave me eye contact with rage face again and then got off to the next stop. I continued playing on my Nintendo 3ds.
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Enthralling, when are you getting published?


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4T5 said:
I can spot a wig at 375 metres so if you are out with me then you may well end up embarrassed as I am drawn to wig wearers & suffer bad Tourette's when around them. :o (<You gotta love Hitler smiley)
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Jesus mother of god, now I can't wait to meet you on! lol
 
I very rarely use public transport, but many years ago on a bus to the local shopping centre, was on my own and we're all sat on a quiet bus, some random lady stands up and shouts;

'JUST **** OFF, DON'T THINK I CAN'T HEAR YOU TALKING ABOUT ME!'

This was on a dual carriage way, the distressed and somewhat confused bus driver let the lady off straight away.

Everyone else on the bus just looked at each other very confused for a few seconds like 'WTF?' - Literally no-one was making a peep on the bus before the outburst, odd!
 
Salsa said:
I was on the London underground jubilee service, west bound. Everyone was sitting down, the tube is going through a lot of turns in the tunnel. Dude a few seats down the train makes eye contact with the guy opposite him who is playing his 3DS and then stood up. Guy sitting playing his 3DS nearly **** himself! :D

Guy who stood up walked to the middle of the carriage and decided to stand on one foot for some reason, he fell over and the guy playing his 3DS smirked. Bloke who fell over then eyeballs the guy playing his 3DS stood on 1 foot again and promptly fell over. This sequence repeated about 3 times.

Finally the guy with the balance problem sat down and proper eyeballed the guy playing his 3DS which made him squirm in his seat. He eventually got off at the next stop and the guy with his 3DS gave a visible sigh of relief. Couldnt help but think if the guy playing his 3DS hadnt given that condesending smirk he would not have been eyeballed quite so much...

People are weird!!

/Salsa
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lol :D

TommyV said:
I very rarely use public transport, but many years ago on a bus to the local shopping centre, was on my own and we're all sat on a quiet bus, some random lady stands up and shouts;

'JUST **** OFF, DON'T THINK I CAN'T HEAR YOU TALKING ABOUT ME!'

This was on a dual carriage way, the distressed and somewhat confused bus driver let the lady off straight away.

Everyone else on the bus just looked at each other very confused for a few seconds like 'WTF?' - Literally no-one was making a peep on the bus before the outburst, odd!
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I feel you bro, happened to me twice when I was on the bus.
 
Had a social work contract for a behavioural school couple of years ago picked up two teenage lads who spent the entire blessedly short journey fapping in the back of my taxi

Needless to say it went straight in for a valet after that hire
 
Had a social work contract for a behavioural school couple of years ago picked up two teenage lads who spent the entire blessedly short journey fapping in the back of my taxi

Needless to say it went straight in for a valet after that hire
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