Long distance relationship valentines gift ideas

TommyV said:
Oh, and LDR are not worth the constant heartache (nohomo), I'd never ever participate in one again, they suck!
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Only if it doesn't work out, I'd been with my other half 4 years before we lived in the same city and we get married this June, so well worth the 'heartache'!

As for a gift, you know her, you know what the two of you have in common so use that information and come up with something if you can't think of anything to get her then maybe the connection isn't as strong as you think.
 
Sign up to all those adds on the internets which claim to be able to make your gentleman sausage 4 inches longer and grow 100 miles. You will need approximately 158,400 treatments depending on... well you know.

Give her one end to take home with her and then you can have proper phone sexy time whenever you want. *

/Salsa

*Please note that possible side effects could include but are not limited to: low blood pressure, light headedness, public ridicule, arrest for indecent exposure, groin pains, cardiac arrest and in some cases death.
 
100 miles. Wow. Get in a car, bus or train and go see her. Turn up with a rose held between your teeth wearing a very tight pair of trousers. Stuff a cucumber in there for good measure.

This is my plan.
 
a1ex2001 said:
Only if it doesn't work out, I'd been with my other half 4 years before we lived in the same city and we get married this June, so well worth the 'heartache'!

As for a gift, you know her, you know what the two of you have in common so use that information and come up with something if you can't think of anything to get her then maybe the connection isn't as strong as you think.
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said 'heartache' being 'the constant wanting of that person', knowing that you 'can't be with them physically'

'ya get me?'
 
a surprise visit from you

a surprise gift from you (gift must show ingenuity and thoughtful)

or if you want to flash the cash a bit - a surprise weekend away for 2 (maybe 2 soon but meh)

job done.


100 MILES IS NOT LONG DISTANCE :eek:
 
100 miles isn't long distance :p

But just get her something nice that she'll like, doesn't really need the valentines day stuff on it (like a dinosaur) just something that will make her smile and feel a little extra appreciated :)
 
[TW]Fox;21211326 said:
Surely the best gift is you going to see her?
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This! :confused:

And FWIW, 100 miles is not long distance!

I'm flying my gf over from Denmark and driving down to northern France.
That's long distance :p
 
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Lol 100 miles, get over there sharpish. Oh and Europe isn't far either mjt :p


I'm 5512miles away from my other half :p:(:D

Might try and send her some flowers, need to research places in Shanghai to do such a thing.

Or just send a printed canvas of a picture of my **** in a box might work.
 
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