unimportant things that annoy you

Wasting time.

Which takes the form of slow drivers, slow people, slow walkers, bad team-mates in co-op games, bad co-workers, waiting behind somebody in a shop who get's out the money AFTER they person asks for it...

HELLO?, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN IN THIS SITUATION, DID YOU NOT PREDICT AT THE END OF THIS EVENT YOU WOULD BE EXPECTED TO PRESENT EITHER MONEY OR A DEBIT/CREDIT CARD?, SO WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO WAIT - IS IT TO FORCE ME TO SPEND THE NEXT 200 HOURS WATCHING YOU SEARCH THROUGH THAT MASSIVE BAG?

Ahem....
 
JonnyT said:
The overuse of 'literally':

"I literally walked down the street as the bus literally turned the corner and I literally only had enough change..."

And "turn around and said":

"And I turned around and said to him... and he turned around and said to me... and I turned around and said...."

All that turning would make them dizzy surely?!
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People who don't know how to give a brief summary of an event.

Cretin version.

What happened is, I went down the road & saw my friend John - do you know what he said to me?, what he said was "Hi Rose, how are you today" - I said "fine thanks, how are you you" - well - he then said "Did you know the shops going to be closed tonight" I said "Really?, howcome?" - he said "well - you know my friends uncle bob's brothers sisters sons half-cousin Eric?" - he said "no" - I said "You know - henry's mate" I said "Yeah..., well he said the shops going to be closed tonight".

Correct version.

"FYI, the shop is closed tonight"
 
People who drive in traffic with their rear fog lights on, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggh my retinas :mad:
 
Unimportant things that annoy me.

When someone says that something so silly annoys them, it annoys me because it's so silly i just think "wtf **** head, there are many more things in daily life to worry about and you're just getting annoyed at the most stupidest thing. Get real and grow up looser.
 
Lethagized said:
Unimportant things that annoy me.

When someone says that something so silly annoys them, it annoys me because it's so silly i just think "wtf **** head, there are many more things in daily life to worry about and you're just getting annoyed at the most stupidest thing. Get real and grow up looser.
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people who confuse lose with loose annoy me too :p
 
JonnyT said:
The overuse of 'literally':

"I literally walked down the street as the bus literally turned the corner and I literally only had enough change..."

And "turn around and said":

"And I turned around and said to him... and he turned around and said to me... and I turned around and said...."

All that turning would make them dizzy surely?!
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Reminds me of old ladies on the bus:
"So I said to Cathy, that Maureen said to me, that James said to his wife Isabell, that Nancy told him"
Written down it's simple to understand but hearing it it's almost like a Vicky Polard sketch.
 
Squark said:
People who drive in traffic with their rear fog lights on, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggh my retinas :mad:
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People who drive with any fog lights on when there is no fog at all.

People have badly aligned headlights (one is burning your eyes in your rear view, one isn't)

People who do not adjust their headlights when carrying a heavy load in the rear.
 
Lethagized said:
Unimportant things that annoy me.

When someone says that something so silly annoys them, it annoys me because it's so silly i just think "wtf **** head, there are many more things in daily life to worry about and you're just getting annoyed at the most stupidest thing. Get real and grow up looser.
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People who don't get irony.
 
With the recent fog we've had, people who turn on their parking lights thinking that this is sufficient. I can see the car way before your piddly little light.
 
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