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I'd love to get one of these calls, but I always let it go to the answer machine if the number is withheld or if I don't recognise it. 


Why waste time, It's much more fun to let them go through everything then tell them my PC doesn't have internet access or something just as comical
Saw that you said that we'd love this then the chat log was so short. Disappointed![]()
You guys in GD will love this....
Had a phone call yesterday from a guy, claiming to be from "Windows", here's how the conversaion started:
Guy from Windows: "Hello Sir, I'm from Windows, our networks have detected that your computer has a virus"
Me: "Oh really, oh, erm.... what should I do?"
Guy from Windows: "Don't worry Sir, I can help you remove it, all you have to do it turn on your PC and I will guide you through the process"
Now, what he failed to realise is,
1) I know what Windows, Microsoft and a computer is
2) Windows isn't a company
3) My PC wasn't even on or plugged in at the time of the phone call
4) I'd already done a virus scan earlier that day
So I played along for a laugh, telling him I was just booting up my computer, told him I'd done a virus scan earlier and nothing came up
Guy from Windows: "But Sir, this virus is hidden deep in the registry"
Me: "So how do I get rid of it"
Guy from Windows: "You need to go to the following website"
This is when I got bored, and decided to end the phone call, but not after having a final laugh
Me: Ok, I've got the internet on, does it matter if I'm running Linux?
Guy from Windows: "You're running what? ok sorry to bother you Sir"
He hangs up and I laugh about it to myself
Funniest part is, this isn't the first time it's happened it's like the third, and it always sounds like it's the same guy.
If you're going to try and scam people into downloading a file that gives you remote access to their system, so you can get bank account details, passwords etc... do your research first,
I mean, Hello I'm from Microsoft would be a start, or even better, Hi I'm from <insert your ISP>
"Our networks have detected your computer"
Well unless you're Plusnet that just isn't true
Next time I think about starting a thread, I find commical in GD, I'll think twice lol
So you're telling me, most over 60's don't have grandkids that play COD or have facebook, who can actually click "run virus scan". Maybe I'm assuming too much. Everyone must know someone who would look at their computer, anybody who takes computer advice from some idiot over the phone.........
Not going to finish that sentance for fear of flak lol
In this day and age everybody knows someone who is computer literate, whether its a neighbour, relative or work collegue. If I couldn't use a computer, I know plenty of people, excluding computer literate friends who know about my computers.
Its inexcusable for anyone to fall for this kind of thing

Inexcusable?
Some 40-50 year old non computer-savvy person isn't going to say 'Hold up, I need to quickly give my computer-literate friend a call about this. Just stay on the line..' are they?
Be abit more realistic...![]()
Sorry if thats the impression that came across, I know it happens to everyone, I just find it amusing that they don't do more research, their success rate must be terrible


You say you're dad is not stupid, and I don't mean to be insulting, but would a better not be "my son deals with all the computers in the house, so no thanks"
Some 40-50 year old non computer-savvy person should say "I know someone who knows about computers, so no thanks"
They might as well phone up Fonejacker style and say "Goooooood afternoon Sir, We have been told by our security that there's a pigeon in the bank vault, we are going to be needing your sort code and account number to remove it"

But that is the point. Unless someone lives in the house that is computer literate then it is meaningless that older computer illiterate people have knowledgeable friends.
When my parents complained officially to some government (maybe ofted?)watchdog group they were told that at least tens of thousands of other people have been scammed in the same way and it is being investigated as a priority for them since it is so prevalent.
A week after my parents were scammed they met an elderly friend in town who was also recently scammed the same way (my parents live in a small town of a few thousand people). Then a few days ago my mum was chatting with another friend down in London talking about the ordeal and as my mum explained some details this friend suddenly realized that she did the exact same thing about a year ago and didn't even realised it was a scam.
You got to realize that anyone who is reading this forum is already in the top 0.1% of computer literate people on the planet.