Possessive grandad over friends

[asim18]

Sorry it was the brat - sisters friend. I think messin' as a joke but us big lads get it tough if people spread shizzle.

So a 14-15 year old child approached the mother of a 22 year old man (you) and asked if she could be her son's girlfriend?

 

[4T5]

What have I just read ??!!!??!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON HERE?

The OP is having one of his hugely entertaining yet near incomprehensible moments. We can ride this crazy situation to the end or give up here.

I'm in for the long haul

 

[Tony Williams]

So a 14-15 year old child approached the mother of a 22 year old man (you) and asked if she could be her son's girlfriend?

Ugh yeah, lol wth? Get shot having people talk like that round here.

 

[Ahleckz]

I want you locked up OP.

Ugh yeah, lol wth? Get shot having people talk like that round here.

Move to Norfolk and then you can be with your sister and have loads of legal sexy time.

 

[Fran]

Depth of characterisation is lacking, all the actors lack motive, but goodness the plot is gripping.

Please continue Tony, I want to know happens at the end




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[[FnG]magnolia]

Depth of characterisation is lacking, all the actors lack motive, but goodness the plot is gripping.

Please contine Tony, I want to know happens at the end

When dealing with an unreliable narrator the other points become moot.

 

[gjrc]

has that been translated through google translate??

 

[Tony Williams]

No, it was the brat my sis's friend who asked my mum "does Tony have a girlfriend?" she says "no" then she goes "can I be one?"

I think she's causing similer trouble with the asian newsagent, guy is 18 there -no sure what exactly was said/done.

 

[Narj]

Step away from the crack pipe.... you are surrounded!

 

[adambro47]

LOL THREAD !!

 

[Tony Williams]

......... it's not Crack. *face*

 

[POB]

So in summary:

Your Sister is a trashy **** with piercings and tattoos in every bit of skin.
Your Granddad enables your Sister, but disapproves of another trashy family.

Answer: Move.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

No, it was the brat my sis's friend who asked my mum "does Tony have a girlfriend?" she says "no" then she goes "can I be one?"

I think she's causing similer trouble with the asian newsagent, guy is 18 there -no sure what exactly was said/done.

An asian newsagent appears!

What happens next? I ... I need to know

 

[Tony Williams]

So in summary:

Your Sister is a trashy **** with piercings and tattoos in every bit of skin.
Your Granddad enables your Sister, but disapproves of another trashy family.

She wouldn't be trashy without 'em - she's got the sexy gene like me. (I think) - my other sis just has chubby cheekys, a button nose and taste for pink.

An asian newsagent appears!

What happens next? I ... I need to know

Well later I am going down to collect me sis's shoes, goto G-dads and then my sis will show me the Asian guy.

Basically I was ****ed by how people sscrew the system so much yet some are left in the gutter who REALLY need it.

 

[flibbage0]

She wouldn't be trashy without 'em - she's got the sexy gene like me. (I think) - my other sis just has chubby cheekys, a button nose and taste for pink.



Well later I am going down to collect me sis's shoes, goto G-dads and then my sis will show me the Asian guy.

What?

I can't take this thread seriously anymore.

 

[TehBluebear]

I'm confused and bewildered.

Please send help.

 

[Tony Williams]

What?

I can't take this thread seriously anymore.

jokking, she takes after me and my dad - slight dark - medertaration (or however you spell it)

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Well later I am going down to collect me sis's shoes

Never stop posting, you magnificent *******.

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medertaration

Mods, why can't we vote 5 stars for the same thread more than once? We need to introduce a 6 star rated policy.

 

[elmarko]

Oh dear god, is this a troll post?.

This thread makes no sense,

Has somebody managed to interpret what he's saying, apart from that his sister is sexy - are you from Norfolk?.