Birthday Suprise

[Doomedspeed]

I like the cress seeds and rice idea. Could be funny.

Sharing with 5 other guys?
You lot students?
In that case, kill them all.....then shoot yourself! Too many students in Nottingham tbh.

Or..........steal their own labelled food from the fridge!

Where in nottingham are you?

We all steal food anyway, no labels here.

Yeah, we are all students.

Near the High school Tram stop.

 

[Banzai_Joe]

Ahaa...in that case, wander round the corner, get the nastiest skankiest hooker off Forest Road, drag her back to the digs, tell her 5 guys "wanna parrrrdeee" then leggit!

 

[vonex]

revenge ?

blair's ultra death sauce - make them some food 1 day and add as much as you like.. sit back and watch the agony!

http://www.cheekychile.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=152

 

[The_blue]

Dont forget clingfilm over the bog. Pull it tight so it's not wrinkled.

Will catch many early morning pee/turd.


On the theme of cling fillm....

Plastic tub filled with seafood mix wrapped in clingfilm to stop it drying out.. Slide behind the wardrobe etc..

It's a smell you will taste for weeks...

 

[Daze]

when a roommate is asleep:
- get a massive amount of cheap disposable cups (200 minimum, 600+ preferable)
- fill them all with water
- cover the entire floor outside his room with them (making sure the door wont knock any over)

offer as much help to clean up the mess as they did for your balloons

I think this one would be the best

 

[RomanNose]

I think this one would be the best

At my old school they did this and some kid kicked a football down the hallway. It flooded the hall and they had to get industrial dehumidifiers out .

 

[Fenris]

Their mistake was not filling every 1 in 20 with urine.

 

[Paton]

Wrap their entire room in tinfoil. Happened to me before when i was a student.

Pain in the arse

 

[alexthecheese]

We decorated a housemates room entirely in filth. Porn of the worst kind. Senior, weird fetish stuff, whatever. It was like wallpaper from a horror movie.

She did not react well. Heh.

 

[rainbag]

Fill room with bird seed.

Open windows.

-New neighbourhood pigeon sanctuary!

IIRC, add baking soda, they will explode.

Works well with the cress seeds option...

 

[George Hincapie]

Didn't you make your bed before you went away?

Scruffy sod

 

[AeoNGriM]

even wrapping his pens.

Awww, was a bit disappointed that wasn't a misprint

 

[LizardKing]

when a roommate is asleep:
- get a massive amount of cheap disposable cups (200 minimum, 600+ preferable)
- fill them all with water
- cover the entire floor outside his room with them (making sure the door wont knock any over)

offer as much help to clean up the mess as they did for your balloons

Not forgetting to staple them all together

 

[Doomedspeed]

Wrap their entire room in tinfoil. Happened to me before when i was a student.

Pain in the arse

That is incrediable.

Foil is expensive and we are students.

EDIT: Why didn't they wrap the Flag?

 

[utajoker]

when a roommate is asleep:
- get a massive amount of cheap disposable cups (200 minimum, 600+ preferable)
- fill them all with water
- cover the entire floor outside his room with them (making sure the door wont knock any over)

offer as much help to clean up the mess as they did for your balloons

If you do this staple the cups together also.

 

[Liquid_Entity]

Tin foil everything in the room, everything !!

 

[Paton]

That is incrediable.

Foil is expensive and we are students.

EDIT: Why didn't they wrap the Flag?

Think about 8 or so all helped so split the cost few quid each.

Not sure, but everything else was tinfoiled including every ite inside my drawers, even the pillows inside the pillow cases.

The light shade was tinfoiled also, along with 'gayboy' carved into it. Nice touch i must say.

 

[yhack]

Flashbang grenade through the living room window.

 

[Doomedspeed]

Flashbang grenade through the living room window.

It is my own living room too..

Dont really know how to get hold of a flashbang.