Top 5 Celebrities You would like to punch in the face?

George Lucas and Jar Jar ****ing Binks and sod only 5 punches, I'd punch them till my knuckles were bleeding and broken beyond repair.
 
willhub said:
Jade Goody
Everyone on Hollyoaks
Jade Goody
Jade Goody
Jade Goody
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LOL


for me it's more than 5

1. nikki from big brother self explanatory
2. sarah millican that voice
3. John terry for an ex England captain he really has no clue about being a role model
4. rebecca loos (for being famous for being a 2bit whore)
5. Ed milliband becuase someone needs to open up his airways so he stops talking like that.
6 Patricia Hewitt so she stops speaking like a patronising ****
 
1. *Insert modern day "music" artist here*
2. Simon Cowell
3. Jim Carey
4. Paris Slutton
5. Half the ***** on the Apprentice
 
I'm only taking part in this attack-a-thon if the 'punch' can be substituted for a good old fashioned stabbing.
 
Whilst none of my list fit the descripton of celebrities, given most of the other people mentioned in this thread don't fit my idea of "celebrities" either,WFT! :D

Hitler
Musolini
Stalin
Saddam Hussein
Ayatollah Khomeini

I usually have the utmost respect for the dead, these are my exceptions.
 
01. Take That for splitting up in 1996, giving rise to upsurge of boy bands due to no competition from Take That any more

02. Sheryl Cole, because the name sounds too similar to Sheryl Crow

03. Hear'Say for kick-starting the whole reality TV contamination of our charts

04. Robson & Jerome for knocking Livin'joy off the #1 spot in 1995

05. Crazy Frog, because the sound was already 4 years old when it charted (look up ultimate insanity test.. should show a picture of an F1 driver with same sound but in 2001)
 
Mr.Pink said:
Scott Mills gives me the red mist, i can't explain it, by i would so like to knock his clinically whitened teeth from his Fake Bake tanned face.
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You and I both my friend, you and I both.

1) Hue Stephens (radio 1 DJ (Fat, Ginger, Welsh, a ****ing moron))
2) Jedward (No explanation needed.)
3) Scott Mills (major Lols. Nuff said.)
4) Most people from the later Big Brothers.
5) Every single person in The Only Way Is Essex.
 
Hmmm for me it would be:

1. Kim Kardashian for being a useless entity and making her money off a porn video that she did a few yrs back plus shes got one huge ass...too much junk in that trunk:p
2. Jordan for being...well herself really...another useless entity that made money off her body parts.
3. Miranda Lambert for continually harrassing Chris Brown...look you ****ing muppet, hes paid for his beat down on Rihanna...let it go idiot.
4. Jedward for being a pair of annoying irish ****s
5. Simon Cowell for relentlessly churning out some utter crap in music and also for his grotesque show called the X factor.

Saying that i could be here all day naming the people i really want to punch but im only limited to 5 sadly:p
 
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If they can even be classified as 'celebrities' then Jedward, Jedward, Jedward, Jedward and Jedward. I would repeat my 5 choices until my hand is nothing but a pulpy, misshapen bloody stump.
 
Edward78 said:
The guy in the Ace Venchura (SP?) movies & the guy in The Mask. I had the misfortune of seeing parts of them, god how annoying.
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Ace Ventura! :p

Annoying? lighten up, watch those films after a few, switch off brain & laugh.

The guys a cretin, certainly past his sell by date, but talented & funny in those films imo!
 
Piers Moron - A vile human being in so many ways.
Davina McCall - Talentless waste of space and one of the most irritating manners on television.
Jordan - Why hasn't she faded in to obscurity yet?
James Cordon - Bloated excuse for a comedian.
Ed Balls - I know he's not really a celebrity, but there's something about his smug, sneering, school yard bully demeanour that makes my blood boil. And that wry little grin of self-satisfaction he perpetually has on his face...
 
I had quite a long list I wanted to punch - had to google images to see just who pi55ed me off the most.

this lot won:

Peter Mandelson
Margaret Thatcher
Paul McCartney
David Cameron
Liam Gallagher
 
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