Opinions on this? Is this a fake review on my booky-wook?

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It had to happen; the dreaded one star review. Well I've been told you're not a 'real' author until you get one, so I was more than prepared for it. I read it and it turned out that the reviewer (Falco) didn't like the stories I'd chosen - fair enough, though slightly puzzling as I list the stories included in the book's blurb, so I'm not sure why would he buy stories he knew he wouldn't like? But it seems to go much, much deeper.

When you look through Falco's other reviews, an obvious pattern presents itself. He gives unfaltering 5 star reviews and utterly adoring praise to every single book buy a 'local' paranormal writer called Tom Slemen (bizarrely even comparing one of TS's books to Catcher in the Rye!), and utterly disparages any other paranormal author reviewed with harsh words, 1 star reviews and large plugs for Slemen's books. Not only that, but Falco has written a review on a Harry Potter book, which - yep, you guessed it - talks about great Tom Slemen is. Clearly a not-so-subtle advert for TS on a hugely popular page.

But there's more. There is a second reviewer called 'Cryptid Frank' who does exactly the same as Falco; strongly slating any books that seem to compete with Slemen's. 'Frank' and Falco even have the same writing style. A second account perhaps? In fact, 'Frank' has a review for Catcher in the Rye, the book Falco mentioned...


As said, I don't mind criticism (in fact, I welcome it as I'm still a very new writer), but this is rather malicious and dishonest. So anyway, does this go on a lot? And, does anyone have any advice about what to do, if anything? Please take a look and let me know what you think!
 
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I'd just like to point out that I have no opinion on Tom Slemen himself and I'm not saying this is linked to him at all. In fact, I'm pretty sure I recommend him in my book's bibliography. I'm also aware that while this looks very unlikely, it could all be totally honest.
 
Yup, looks like a 'fake' reviewer. Surprised more isn't done about it to be honest considering the hot water that Trip Advisor has been in over it recently.
 
Yup, looks like a 'fake' reviewer. Surprised more isn't done about it to be honest considering the hot water that Trip Advisor has been in over it recently.

I was just thinking that, but it really isn't anything new, its pretty much a given for others to down-star rival products and up vote their own.

Is there no option to report the reviewer? :confused:
 
Is there no option to report the reviewer? :confused:

I'll have a look about for it.

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Fake reviewer in bumping his own work/slating someone else's work shocker. More at eleven.

There's no shock here, merely disappointment.

Really, I just wanted to see if I was being paranoid or melodramatic. I was worried that as it was my own work that was being criticised it may have affected my reasoning a little.
 
There's no shock here, merely disappointment.

Really, I just wanted to see if I was being paranoid or melodramatic. I was worried that as it was my own work that was being criticised it may have affected my reasoning a little.

I really wouldn't worry about it.

The majority of Amazon customer reviews are absolute garbage at the best of times.
 
Seriously? I've ready your book (reviewed & commented) you know that positive comments will soon far outweigh what has been left behind by this poor excuse for an individual.

The only other thing I feel obligated to add to this thread:

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This guy isn't capable of giving a normal review, it's either "I JUST JIZZED EVERYWHERE" good or "HITLER JUST NUTT'D IN MY ASS THATS SO BAD".

Don't worry about it, i would get it removed as it has a bad effect on the average.
 
Edrof, I remember you making a thread about getting a free sample or something, I was foolish enough not to take it :(

Good luck and yes ignore the troll reviewer you still have 4 stars and you will get more 4 star/5 star reviews, which will outweigh the one 1 star review.
 
I've got to say for a writer the grammar in your opening post is terrible. :p

It does sound like the two reviewers are the same guy. :)

I just roll my face across my keyboard and Word sorts it all out for me :D

Edrof, I remember you making a thread about getting a free sample or something, I was foolish enough not to take it :(

I recently had a promotion on Amazon where you could have picked up the 'proper' ebook version for free, too! I can send you a Word or PDF copy for free if you want. Drop me a line via Trust if you're interested.
 
In fairness, he seems to be more interested in Tom Slemen's books because the stories are set in Liverpool. I think he might be genuine. A little tapped but genuine nonetheless.

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There, have some stars to help wash out the black mark left by this strange Tom Slemen fanboi.
 
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