Bike smash in 1990 resulted in :-
Fracture of Femur which ran into my knee joint. Meccano set required to pin back together. Whilst one surgical team worked on this another team was carrying out a Splenectomy. Lost approx 8 pints of blood as a result of the Spleen being ruptured. Two broken collarbones didn't help either.
This happened at 18. I take Penicillin twice daily and will do for life. The doctors who worked on me reckoned the only reason I managed to survive was my physical fitness at the time was extremely high as I'd just finished my recruit training in the F&RS.
You're not wrong, I'm eternally grateful to him. Shame the pharmacy has since closed.I think Luke's pharmacist, where ever he or she is, deserves a medal. I'll bet you were thankful!![]()
More metal than the $6 Million dollar man. Still at least you've got your sense of humor
Iirc 'the' motorbike accident was someone elses fault, what came of that?
I think I'm only the £1 million man (asked the doctors what they roughly reckoned it to be £700-750,000 and i've more surgeries since then and seen more consultants). lol I can't complain about EVER paying N.I. now....
I think I'm only the £1 million man (asked the doctors what they roughly reckoned it to be £700-750,000 and i've more surgeries since then and seen more consultants). lol I can't complain about EVER paying N.I. now....
Yikes![]()
Lmao at this thread.... something i can contribute towards lol....
Lets see....
i'm breaking them up into seperate incidents lol...
Motorbike Racing (160+mph crash involving 60-80mph slam into the back wheel of another bike!!)
Severely bruised back - saved only by my back protector otherwise Doctor said i'd have snapped my spine!
Motorbike accident/drunken bar brawl...
Broke my tibia/fibia years ago. - left leg
'the' motorbike crash....
broke my:
femur (replaced by titanium nail) - Left leg
tibia/fibia again.. - left leg
knee rebuilt (lost most of knee cap) - left leg
broke ulnar/radius - plated - left arm
broke 4th meta-carpal (little finger - also has metal plate) - left hand
2 wicked scars on left hand from there i had 2 titanium pins in whilst my hand was rebuilt - left hand
broke ulnar/radias - right arm
severed ulnar nerve - right arm
shattered humerous (meaning issues with elbow movement now) - right arm
broke wrist - right arm
arthrolysis - to remove most of metal in right elbow - still have some and it's a cool party piece lol
broken collar bone - right collar bone (didn't know i'd broken it until a physio said it had been broken....)
tracheotomy - dying a 4th time wouldn't have been advisable lol
Subarachnoid hemorrhage - brain bleed (where the membrane that covers the brain gets cut and bleeds and the blood kills brain cells.)
Broken eye socket - right eye (i think)
Skin grafts of entire of right thigh, and bit of left arm.
then....
motorbike racing crash:
right wrist (it wasn't until i had an xray for this one i'd found i'd already broken it...)
Nothing since though!
Think thats all of it.....it's a good job my handsome face, charm and modesty was saved as the rest of my body is stuffed.... lol
Lmao at this thread.... something i can contribute towards lol....
Lets see....
i'm breaking them up into seperate incidents lol...
Motorbike Racing (160+mph crash involving 60-80mph slam into the back wheel of another bike!!)
Severely bruised back - saved only by my back protector otherwise Doctor said i'd have snapped my spine!
Motorbike accident/drunken bar brawl...
Broke my tibia/fibia years ago. - left leg
'the' motorbike crash....
broke my:
femur (replaced by titanium nail) - Left leg
tibia/fibia again.. - left leg
knee rebuilt (lost most of knee cap) - left leg
broke ulnar/radius - plated - left arm
broke 4th meta-carpal (little finger - also has metal plate) - left hand
2 wicked scars on left hand from there i had 2 titanium pins in whilst my hand was rebuilt - left hand
broke ulnar/radias - right arm
severed ulnar nerve - right arm
shattered humerous (meaning issues with elbow movement now) - right arm
broke wrist - right arm
arthrolysis - to remove most of metal in right elbow - still have some and it's a cool party piece lol
broken collar bone - right collar bone (didn't know i'd broken it until a physio said it had been broken....)
tracheotomy - dying a 4th time wouldn't have been advisable lol
Subarachnoid hemorrhage - brain bleed (where the membrane that covers the brain gets cut and bleeds and the blood kills brain cells.)
Broken eye socket - right eye (i think)
Skin grafts of entire of right thigh, and bit of left arm.
then....
motorbike racing crash:
right wrist (it wasn't until i had an xray for this one i'd found i'd already broken it...)
Nothing since though!
Think thats all of it.....it's a good job my handsome face, charm and modesty was saved as the rest of my body is stuffed.... lol
Ever get the thought that motorbikes may not be the best vehicle for you?
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