Cockroaches in laptop :O

Haven't you heard about the new cockroach temp tester?

You whack a few in, prime95 it up for an hour or so, then see what state the roaches are in.
 
~Divine~Wind~ said:
just tell him there was a bug in his machine and its unrepairable ;)
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I can see it now when he comes to pick it up.

"Sir, your computer...
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"Is bugged"

 
Eww. We got a laptop in at work the other week that was infested with dust mites.

I just thought it was dusty ... until the dust started to crawl around.
 
I would get the laptop and bag out of your place ASAP or you may end up infested. I would be furious if I was you as the person with the laptop must have known they are infested.

I lived on a boat in Amsterdam that had roaches. When I moved I accidently carried some to my flat via my TV. It didn't take long for my flat to be infested. They are a bugger to totally get rid of them once you are infested.
 
Yeah the laptops out of my house now, i let the guy know i was pretty pee'd at him, regardless of his knowledge on the roaches, he knows about them now.

Fingers Crosses.
 
Substance said:
I once opened a disk drive and a shark jumped out and bit off my left testicle.

As you can see, my story is pointless without pictures
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I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we don't want to see your testicle.

Also, at the OP, you may want to start looking around for a good exterminator or see about laying some traps. Those buggers are an absolute pain once they get any sort of foothold.
 
How the hell does a swarm of roaches get inside a laptop? Can't be that comfortable living in there either, my Macbook gets pretty hot! Although they do say cockroaches could survive a nuclear apocalypse lol.
 
You seriously should have added an exterminator bill to the repair job because now you will need to pay for one. The guys house must be infested with roaches also for that to have happened.
 
bhavv said:
You seriously should have added an exterminator bill to the repair job because now you will need to pay for one. The guys house must be infested with roaches also for that to have happened.
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I was going to say that.

Or throw a rotting cow carcass through his livingroom window with a catapult when he is out as revenge..
 
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