can't sleep with girlfriend

My women is like a radiator so i roll over before i sleep. I'd spoon from behind but my arm goes dead. How does one spoon without getting a dead arm? :confused:
 
simulatorman said:
You'll find that farting and a bit of snoring will soon put an end to that.
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sounds like my wife lol - luckily I dont care that much

Id thought Id have problems sleeping in the same bed but who knows maybe the type of bed matters too. Those memory foam ones tend to keep things stiller
 
pingwing said:
:eek: so you are not the Skillmister!!!!! IMPOSTOR!!!!

I stand by it is possible
1. arm goes over her
2. other arm goes under her neck
3. position body to facilitate this so your head is supported and shoulder is comfy
4. ????
5. Profit?
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Does your girlfriend actually like this?

My boyfriend tries to do this and it's just very uncomfortable for my neck!
 
vicisthebest said:
Does your girlfriend actually like this?

My boyfriend tries to do this and it's just very uncomfortable for my neck!
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Yeah she does, arm sort of heads under her pillow so its in the magic bit where her head is rested and there's enough of a gap to stop loosing the blood flow to my arm. All she seems to care about is being held tight whilst sleeping ;)
 
Ah, OK. Doesn't work for us because I sleep with my own arm under the pillow. In fact, I sleep on my front, so it doesn't work for us at all. My other half sort of lays on his side next to me with his arm and leg across me. Haha.
 
vicisthebest said:
Ah, OK. Doesn't work for us because I sleep with my own arm under the pillow. In fact, I sleep on my front, so it doesn't work for us at all. My other half sort of lays on his side next to me with his arm and leg across me. Haha.
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Haha ah yeah sleeping on your front doesn't work at all well for this sort of thing. We both sleep on our sides so we match up pretty well, always a good nights sleep to be had.
 
mcast said:
I've been round at my new girlfriends place almost every night for a month. I just can't get any sleep with her, so I usually go home around 11pm.

I told her not to come near me when I'm asleep as the slightest touch by her and I'm awake. She seems to like hugging and breathing darth vader style in my ear, literally drives me insane.

I wonder if I've been single too long and just can't adjust to sleeping in the same bed as someone. Anyone have this problem?

Best "I've got a new girlfriend" thread ever ;)
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Just tell her not to touch you and to stay on her side, or else. Then you can get some kip, wake up and rattle yer spuds again in the morning.
 
Smash and dash, sounds perfect to me?

mangobreeder said:
funny i have no problem falling asleep next to your girl
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I can't get to sleep cuddling in to my Missus, I just get too hot and can't get comfortable.

Just lie on a side of the bed and get comfortable, if she starts cuddling in tell her to bog off :p
 
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