Humerous ebay car ad...

Liampope · 9 Mar 2012 at 17:31

Well it made me chuckle, anyway. This is the kind of previous owner dreams are made of...

2002 BMW 316TI SE COMPACT BLUE FULL LETHER INT, NON RUNNER

Love the way he obviously keeps starting it to verify it 'IS STILL RUNNING BUT WITH NOICE'

Good be a great little project for somebody

Rybo89 · 9 Mar 2012 at 17:46

Dont really see anything funny about it. The lad is clearly not all there.

Or p***ed......

MofoKilla · 9 Mar 2012 at 17:50

revving the engine with no oil in, way to go LOL

Juggy1985 · 9 Mar 2012 at 17:50

How can you not find it funny?

Joe T · 9 Mar 2012 at 17:59

I've seen much funnier to be honest.

Dogbreath · 9 Mar 2012 at 17:59

Using my powers of stereotyping, I'm guessing the owner is an immigrant who doesn't have great written English (or any idea how to treat a car). Doesn't read like the typical auctions written by illiterate knuckle draggers.

shoes · 9 Mar 2012 at 18:33

Seem foreign to me rather than stupid. Should have used google translate but I admire the willingness to try.

I'm curious to know why he was banned, should I call him or would that just be taking the ****?

EDIT: Just realised, he's only 20 minutes up the road from me, in Wolverhampton. My money is definitely on foreign

Will Gill · 9 Mar 2012 at 18:43

noice

jellybeard999 · 9 Mar 2012 at 18:59

Took me a while to realise what he meant by noice. My first thought was

NIIIIICE

StonedPenguin · 9 Mar 2012 at 19:01

pretty bad.

SoundsGood · 9 Mar 2012 at 20:10

I CHARGED THE BETTERY AND JUST START IT WITHOUT CHECK THE OIL AND I REV IT REALY HARD

Cracked up at that point

Malt_Vinegar · 9 Mar 2012 at 21:51

I see a bloke who killed a 3 series compact..

total legend!!

GinG · 10 Mar 2012 at 09:12

That is the most funniest advert I have ever seen! Rofl right now!

Jono8 · 10 Mar 2012 at 09:15

Will Gill said:
noice

4T5 · 10 Mar 2012 at 09:19

MY LOCAL MACNIC

O Yes he did.

Zefan · 10 Mar 2012 at 09:46

He has done the world a great service by destroying such an abomination of a car.

Rex-Kramer · 10 Mar 2012 at 09:51

I'm sorry my speeling is so bad, i will take the advert down and coorect it.

DannyW · 10 Mar 2012 at 10:56

check out my mates project lol
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-3...8571312?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35ba485d30

bledd · 10 Mar 2012 at 11:23

Malt_Vinegar said:
I see a bloke who killed a 3 series compact..

total legend!!

Yes, ugliest BMW ever, they should know better

mattyprice4004 · 10 Mar 2012 at 14:42

He's called Vipin Kumar, so my money is on foreign.

To be fair, English is a **** of a language to learn.