Woman falls in love with three-foot marble statue of Adonis

[Arnie]

There's weird then there's this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ends-day-400-Adonis-moulding-dubbed-Hans.html

Reighner Deleighnie, 40, has been in a relationship with the statue for six months and spends hours every day with her Carrara marble boyfriend

Reighner likes to talk and read to her companion Hans - and keep him close when she watches television

She also kisses and caresses him, imagining the pair of them walking through meadows of wildflowers or at the seaside.

Obsession known as objectum sexuality, shared by people in love with fences, the Eiffel Tower and a hydraulic flood barrier

:/

She shares the condition with Amanda Whittaker, a 27-year-old shop assistant from Leeds who has fallen head over heels for the Statue of Liberty.

Amanda has a shrine to the landmark in her home and confesses to a passionate love affair with a drum kit.

Top mental.

 

[RomanNose]

I bet his Chariot is massive to compensate for his lack of manhood.

 

[semi-pro waster]

True, it's a bit strange but the people with this condition aren't hurting anyone in the pursuit of their desires so it just gets a shrug from me.

 

[panyan]

Top mental.

+1

 

[kwerk]

I have the weirdest boner right now..

 

[WingZero30]

lolwomen

 

[Daze]

Not sure why she'd want to tell the media about this

 

[WingZero30]

I have the weirdest boner right now..

lolkwerk

 

[Destination]

Why is this newsworthy?
Did she contact the paper to advertise her love?

 

[RomanNose]

Not sure why she'd want to tell the media about this

I think it's pretty obvious why.
Guide to not working when you don't want to.
1) Make up bogus shocking bogus story for the daily fail
2) Sell it to them
3)???
4)Profit.

 

[Aedus]

I have the weirdest boner right now..

Must be that you've finally found a penis which is smaller than yours.

Poor statue.

 

[deusexlumina]

Better than being a paedo.

 

[Andr3w]

So.....does she just sit on his head then?

 

[arknor]

forever alone

 

[BarBrawllin]

i bet she puts a strap-on on adonis at night and has her wicked way with him.

 

[Swordfish]

This thread has given me the best laugh today !!

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

Not really weird, I have a relationship with my James Tyler guitars.
I can't stop looking at them.

 

[BarBrawllin]

We're all laughing at this woman when we're all getting chubs over 7970's and 680GTX's. You should all be ashamed of your bad selfs.

 

[Cosimo]

She's happy so good for her.

 

[kwerk]

Must be that you've finally found a penis which is smaller than yours.

Poor statue.

It's good to know you've spent time thinking about how big my penis might be.