If you were a Superhero

The IPB · 27 Mar 2012 at 08:00

I would want powers like Franklin Richards, basically a living God.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_Richards

Cosimo · 27 Mar 2012 at 08:27

I'd want the ability to beat you up Scotty. No, that's not quite right.

TommyV · 27 Mar 2012 at 08:59

Anyone of them that can go invisible, I'd be the biggest pervert in all the lands.

Von Smallhausen · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:01

Tom0 said:
Batman. Always Batman.

This.

No1newts · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:13

Invisibility, oh the shenanigans you could have with that!

Sharlaw · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:16

OminousLatinNoun said:
If I could be a superhero, I'd be immigration dude.

Id send all the foreigners back to their homes, for eating up all of our food.

Ahh Stephen Lynch, classic.

Nitefly · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:19

'Fighter Jet Made of Biceps' Man.

bignev72 · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:25

Tom0 said:
Batman. Always Batman.

Doh!

He's not a superhero, he has no superpowers

If you were going to be one you would be Superman. He's basically indestructible and can fly. What more do you want?

However he's too powerful really so probably Spiderman or Hiro.

Bumhug · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:38

bignev72 said:
If you were going to be one you would be Superman. He's basically indestructible and can fly. What more do you want?

Sex? Being superman rules out any action between the sheets

Metalface Mark · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:40

sparky05084 said:
I like the idea of being made from electricity and I am an electrician so it suits.

That made me laugh, one minor slip and you could well get your wish.

Metalface Mark · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:41

Bumhug said:
Sex? Being superman rules out any action between the sheets

He could mate with wonderwoman.

King Damager · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:41

Tom0 said:
Batman. Always Batman.

This.

Although if you want to argue he doesn't technically have any superpowers I'd go with someone with invisibility, or someone who can fly, or shapeshifting...

kd

kiteloopy · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:50

OminousLatinNoun said:
If I could be a superhero, I'd be immigration dude.

Id send all the foreigners back to their homes, for eating up all of our food.

If I could be a superhero......I would be Pasty man! Deffo not valtrex boy.

Devrij · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:52

bignev72 said:
Doh!

He's not a superhero, he has no superpowers

If you were going to be one you would be Superman. He's basically indestructible and can fly. What more do you want?

However he's too powerful really so probably Spiderman or Hiro.

He has the power of money!

I think the real question is, given new powers, would you become a villain or be an unknown hero, taking no credit for your good deeds? I would be a baddie I think. A hero to some, enemy of many.

Barbie · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:53

After being bitten by a radioactive man when i was young, i would be..

ManMan!

With all the powers of a single man! Able to lift moderated sized objects with some difficulty! Can jump small objects in a single bound!

bignev72 · 27 Mar 2012 at 09:58

Barbie said:
After being bitten by a radioactive man when i was young, i would be..

ManMan!

With all the powers of a single man! Able to lift moderated sized objects with some difficulty! Can jump small objects in a single bound!

Lol

Marky · 27 Mar 2012 at 10:12

Bumhug said:
Sex? Being superman rules out any action between the sheets

Superman can't have no sexytime?! :eek:

ThundyCat · 27 Mar 2012 at 10:16

Superman for me.

Wearing pants over my tights, and x-ray vision for perving.

J.T · 27 Mar 2012 at 10:24

Superman every time!

robgmun · 27 Mar 2012 at 10:48

Metalface Mark said:
He could mate with wonderwoman.

And yet he doesn't shag the hottest superhero of them all? Something wrong there!