Burger eating competition nickname?

[varial]

Hey fellow food lovers!

I might be picked to eat a 32oz burger with Bacon,cheese, mushrooms and a mountain of fries this sunday, yummy! If I am chosen I need nickname for my t-shirt.

Only thing I came up with was sam-Burger which is pants! Any ideas?

 

[RomanNose]

Maximus Dominus Burgerus.

 

[Woden]

Heart Attack Harry

 

[Salsa]

I sugest emblazoning your T-Shirt with either your blood type or the number for a diebetes clinic...

/Salsa

 

[Supercow]

Vegetarian Pete

 

[misterPK]

"Diet Coke Please"

 

[antijoke]

Show me the cholesterol!

 

[Cosimo]

Calorie Overload.

 

[Craig1981]

"Do Not Resusitate"

 

[Nitefly]

Maximus Dominus Burgerus.

Or the full title:

Maximus Dominus Burgerus, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.

 

[HarryPainful]

Ass Burgers

 

[cainer]

me 1
cow 0

 

[Beasty]

'At no time will I attempt to use this burger as a pillow or attempt to eat it by thrusting my face into it, if such things occur, please call emergency services.'

In fairness, I'd love to do that challenge!

 

[Lukewhitworth]

Me vs Food!

 

[mehuk]

El Burgerito
Los Burgo
Going LARGE
Meatboy
Packing Meat
Meat Mouth
You should see my brother
The Vegetarian
Vegan Here
Sho Funaki
Zoidberg
Chips n Burger
Fritz
Dr Frankenburger
Gutz
Kiddy Fiddler
Burger Buggerer
More
Philip Schofield
Dave

 

[Participant]

I Even Eat The Dung

Bovine spongiform encephalopathy patient

 

[Nimdok]

Bigeat McJones.

Alternatively you could show up in a shirt saying "I <3 fat Apollo", it'd be a crime if you didn't win the competition just for that

 

[Disco Boy]

Hamburlger.

 

[RazrLite]

Gut Lord