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Skidder · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:10

Edrof said:
I vote a ban for threads that have DM links as their primary inspiration - who's with meh?

Fine by me. I can barely look my own mother in the eye since learning she takes the mail ("for the crossword") among other papers.

Skidder · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:11

Theophany said:
Also, I never noticed until now what a ropey-looking bird Kate Middleton is relative to all the hype she gets in the media.

You do realise she's the one on the right?

Lukewhitworth · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:14

Theophany said:
*raises hand*

Also, I never noticed until now what a ropey-looking bird Kate Middleton is relative to all the hype she gets in the media.

See the 'Porn to be banned in UK thread' then tell me you wouldn't do Kate in 6 months time lol

Burnsy2023 · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:15

They write this **** because people like the OP read it. It's cheets' fault this exists.

Theophany · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:16

Skidder said:
You do realise she's the one on the right?

Touché!

Lukewhitworth said:
See the 'Porn to be banned in UK thread' then tell me you wouldn't do Kate in 6 months time lol

I'm in work, so I'll save that search for later...

Nitefly · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:19

Are you guys trolling yourselves? What's remotely annoying about that article? She is just saying she is copying Kate's style.

Even the hilighted bit in the OP has to be construed incorrectly to make it annoying.

I'm a bit baffled with this one. Haters like to hate I'm afraid.

Freakbro · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:21

Nitefly said:
Are you guys trolling yourselves? What's remotely annoying about that article? She is just saying she is copying Kate's style.

It's not 'annoying' it's just so utterly irrelevant and 'non-news' that it beggars belief why some moron would a) bother to read it and b) bother to post it up on the OCUK forum

Theophany · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:23

Nitefly said:
Are you guys trolling yourselves? What's remotely annoying about that article? She is just saying she is copying Kate's style.

Even the hilighted bit in the OP has to be construed incorrectly to make it annoying.

I'm a bit baffled with this one. Haters like to hate I'm afraid.

Some Vapid DM Cow said:
I hadn’t realised it before, but we are shockingly alike in our approach to life. We both want nice things. We want to escape our ordinary past (mine, Chelmsford, Essex; hers, Bucklebury, Berkshire). We believe in fairytale romance.

The sadness is that whilst this dozy berk is claiming she is basically identical in so many ways, KM doesn't even know she exists. The sad delusions of tabloid 'journalists'... :rolleyes:

Nitefly · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:23

Freakbro said:
It's not 'annoying' it's just so utterly irrelevant and 'non-news' that it beggars belief why some moron would a) bother to read it and b) bother to post it up on the OCUK forum

It's not supposed to be news - she's a columnist, not a reporter.

Freakbro · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:26

Nitefly said:
It's not supposed to be news - she's a columnist, not a reporter.

Sorry, I had no idea....due to not reading it since I'm not a moron.

Nitefly · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:26

Theophany said:
The sadness is that whilst this dozy berk is claiming she is basically identical in so many ways, KM doesn't even know she exists. The sad delusions of tabloid 'journalists'...

What is remotely bad about the bit you quoted?

I hadn’t realised it before, but we are shockingly alike in our approach to life. We both want nice things. We want to escape our ordinary past (mine, Chelmsford, Essex; hers, Bucklebury, Berkshire). We believe in fairytale romance.

Seems fine to me.

Nitefly · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:31

Freakbro said:
Sorry, I had no idea....due to not reading it since I'm not a moron.

... well that approach worked out well for you

Castiel · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:35

I don't know who this other woman is, but Kate Middleton is hot, so any article that has pics is ok by me.

aardvark · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:42

i know people who know liz jones and apparently she is a total bitch in real life who will **** you off in her column if you don't give her special treatment - but i'm pretty sure everybody already knew that.

edit: really? s.l.a.g you off is not allowed?

Sankari · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:47

Nitefly said:
What is remotely bad about the bit you quoted?

Seems fine to me.

Evangelion said:
Her list of similarities contains 3 generic items which are common to... well, virtually any female from the age of 10 and upwards.

By her logic, and according to her criteria, almost every female on the planet is 'shockingly alike' to Kate Middleton.

Nitefly · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:49

Evangelion said:
By her logic, and according to her criteria, almost every female on the planet is 'shockingly alike' to Kate Middleton.

Sure, but it's so painlessly inoffensive that it doesn't warrant any response at all.

Belmit · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:49

She's 20 years older and prides herself on being at fashion's cutting edge. But LIZ JONES says even she's unconsciously fallen victim to the Kate effect

I think they mean subconsciously, otherwise she'd be flat on her face in the pictures. 'I just woke up and someone had dressed me like this!'

(I'm aware of the other definition of unconscious, but it refers to memories that can't be recalled I believe. Meaning she wouldn't have realised she was doing it and hence the article would never have existed. In fact, I wish it had happened unconsciously, whichever definition of the word you choose to take.)

Showboat · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:52

Belmit said:
I think they mean subconsciously, otherwise she'd be flat on her face in the pictures. 'I just woke up and someone had dressed me like this!'

(I'm aware of the other definition of unconscious, but it refers to memories that can't be recalled I believe. Meaning she wouldn't have realised she was doing it and hence the article would never have existed. In fact, I wish it had happened unconsciously, whichever definition of the word you choose to take.)

LOL, very good

There should be an option in your profile to show / hide any topics with daily mail or daily fail.

SeraphX · 5 Apr 2012 at 10:01

not news, old bint needs to find her own style, and compared to Kate, god she munts lol

The $6m Dan · 5 Apr 2012 at 10:17

hurfdurf said:
It's called 'comment baiting', the Daily Mail are fairly notorious for doing this on their online edition in an attempt to drag in the hits from idiots and/or the 'Twitteratti'. It's designed to inflame, nothing more. Stop clicking on links to the Daily Mail and giving them traffic, it allows them to bandy about being the most viewed newspaper online.

People need to start using the Daily Veil
to try and stop them getting so many hits and I guess therefore, advertising revenue.

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