Mines a Submarine...
You mean full of seamen??

When i used to go stay at my grandparents house, they lived in a dormer bungalow and there was a door from the room i used to the attic. My cousin told me a wicked man with a big knife lived behind the door and for years i used to sleep almost falling out of the side of the bed furthest away from the attic door in case he came and got me lol.
Even when i was old enough to know better force of habit kept me balanced precariously on a foot wide strip of the double bed as far from the attic side as i could get.