Never been with a Chinese bird...

[grudas]

Did you kill her before or after you got with her?

cmon man dont be so harsh he used up his 1gb allowance streaming the video...

 

[Frenzy]

How can anyone in this thread think hes being serious >< He wanted a reaction and he got one!

 

[godinman]

I lost mine when I was only 12.

It's pretty frustrating though, I should ha_e gotten a new keyboard ages ago.

That's quite funny.

 

[Cuchulain]

But boys its happened tonight. And she was hot..

I bet you asked your mum to sniff your fingers too.

 

[Liampope]

Jumping the gun a bit perhaps, folks. OP only said he's been with a Chinese girl. This could just have been for a cup of tea or to show off his meditation crystals or whatever. OP, are you actually claiming to have had sexual relations with the said Chinese girl?

I can, by the way, confirm asian girls are hawt since i married one.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Jumping the gun a bit perhaps, folks. OP only said he's been with a Chinese girl. This could just have been for a cup of tea or to show off his meditation crystals or whatever. OP, are you actually claiming to have had sexual relations with the said Chinese girl?

 

[NeilF]

This thread is getting worse by the second

 

[Liampope]

Awesome! Is that a real Earth animal?

 

[grudas]

 

[MooMoo444]

Awesome! Is that a real Earth animal?

Nah its one of those ones from Jupiter.

 

[Liampope]

Nah its one of those ones from Jupiter.

Oh. Shame.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Awesome! Is that a real Earth animal?

 

[MooMoo444]

It's a Sloth btw, if you were serious......

 

[elmarko]

Wok do you want, a medal?

 

[Ahleckz]

Wok do you want, a medal?

A free calendar would be much more likely.

 

[TheDean]

sloth thing

Absolutely brilliant!

 

[kwerk]

is it true they have sideways vaginas?

 

[Liampope]

Absolutely brilliant!

Indeed. Quite a lot better than OP's story, in fact! Mods can we change the thread title to 'Official sloths from the planet Jupiter are awesome thread' please?

 

[The Halk]

is it true they have sideways vaginas?

You're only 103 posts late with that...

 

[winks2]

5 pages and no references to MOSAIC?!?