The Official Keep Burnsy Amused for the next 5 hours thread.

Burnsy2023

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Burnsy2023

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So, as some of you may know, I'm currently in Japan. After getting some food, drinking a bit more than probably should have and singing so far out of tune in a karaoke bar that even the autotune couldn't make me sound good, it's clear it's going to be a few hours before I can get a train to where I am staying.

So, I'm currently sat in a Manga cafe, in a comfy chair with a PC. The plan is to kip here for a bit until the trains are running again. I'm too light a sleeper to ever get any sleep here and tbh manga isn't really my thing, so this thread is to keep me sane for the next 5 hours.

That's if I can stay sane with this ****ing kanji keyboard which seems impossible to type properly on and has the smallest space bar known to man. :(

So, entertain me ocuk!
 
Tulisa has just been named Sexiest Woman In The World by Fhm

She must have blown the competition away



My wife said our disabled son wanted to go somewhere hot for his birthday...

Judging by her screams, she didn't mean on a bonfire.


I'm doing my bit for the current hosepipe ban, I'm washing myself in the floods outside my house.



I picked up a girl in the pub last night..

She had no legs
 
Should it not be you amusing us by regaling us with your humorous tales of mis(s)adventures in Japan?

Is there not something foreign to look at nearby.

Why do we have to do all the work.

Also, isn't this in breach of the rules? :p
 
Antar Bolaeisk said:
Should it not be you amusing us by regaling us with your humorous tales of mis(s)adventures in Japan?

Is there not something foreign to look at nearby.

Why do we have to do all the work.
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It's 3am here options are limited and I'm tired enough to have no imagination.

Antar Bolaeisk said:
Also, isn't this in breach of the rules? :p
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What rule would that be?
 
Burnsy2023 said:
So, as some of you may know, I'm currently in Japan.


this thread is to keep me sane for the next 5 hours.
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Rather than finding ever increasingly bizarre ways of telling everyone you are in Japan, why not spend the 5 hours writing a really interesting thread about what its actually like in Japan? Japan is a country that fascinates many of us but that few of us have ever or will ever visit. Therefore actual experiences from somebody who is there would be very interesting. Tell us what its like. What you've seen. What you like. What you don't. Why you went. etc.

Post a great thread about Japan rather than increasingly bizare 'People get it on next to me btw I'm in Japan' threads.

So - whats Japan like?
 
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Well said Fox.

But seriously, Burnsy, you're in Japan and all you can think of doing is sitting on the internet and asking OCUK to keep you busy???:eek:
 
Ok so we've got pictures of the inside of a shop. This is encouraging but a bit like pulling teeth. Now tell us more about the city etc?
 
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