The Friday Inappropriate Topic Thread 18/05

MrViper · 18 May 2012 at 11:00

google queef

dirtychinchilla · 18 May 2012 at 11:04

Dimple said:
FACT:
I have been with Mrs Dimple for 38 years and never heard her fart.
I have only known her twice go to the bathroom and leave a smell in there.
True story.

My daughters on the other hand .........

She must be full of magic.

I fart in front of my girlfriend...she doesn't care in the least, as long as the smell doesn't linger...apparently she farts on me quite often but they're always silent so I never know...very gross.

Django x2 · 18 May 2012 at 11:10

vaginal farting?

Tombstone · 18 May 2012 at 11:11

dirtychinchilla said:
apparently she farts on me quite often

Because she needs to? Or for fun?

willhub · 18 May 2012 at 11:15

Woman do stealth farts.

TommyV · 18 May 2012 at 12:01

willhub said:
Woman do stealth farts.

And queefs

twist3d0n3 · 18 May 2012 at 12:08

3 of my ex's have farted in my presence; every time it was in the evening and it ****ing stank

Resident · 18 May 2012 at 12:15

My ex used to fart and then shoot me a dirty look as though it was me.

Tombstone · 18 May 2012 at 12:18

Resident said:
My ex used to fart and then shoot me a dirty look as though it was me.

Aha ! That old trick. I blame it on the dogs

dirtychinchilla · 18 May 2012 at 12:19

Tombstone said:
Because she needs to? Or for fun?

Really????

Simian · 18 May 2012 at 12:21

My Wife Farts about as much as I do!!..

It's like a 'Mating Call' sometimes... She Farts... Then I reply with a Fart... Then She Blasts out a Mahoosive one and I just fall about laughing

She even farted on our Second date whilst we were kanoodling on the Sofa!, it was a little, almost imperceptible 'Squeeker', and was a Stinker! She still deny's it to this day 3 years later!!

Tombstone · 18 May 2012 at 12:22

dirtychinchilla said:
Really????

Hey ! I do it for fun

dirtychinchilla · 18 May 2012 at 12:25

Hahahahaha! Dreadful behaviour Simian! Sounds like you have an excellent relationship with her haha.

For fun! I would to annoy I guess.

danza · 18 May 2012 at 12:53

It's when you're in bed and they follow through that it gets really bad.

Narj · 18 May 2012 at 12:54

danza said:
It's when you're in bed and they follow through that it gets really bad.

Especially if they pebble dash your leg.

Gooner Leroy · 18 May 2012 at 13:08

PianoBasher said:
Especially if they pebble dash your leg.

Usually nice and warm though. Idea for those cold winter nights

The IPB · 18 May 2012 at 13:13

Been with my Mrs 8 years, I have never heard her fart during the day or at night asleep.

I think she has one of these:

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/12/29/ultimate-fart-silencer/

Kazz · 18 May 2012 at 13:13

My squeaker often gets competitive if she let's one slip. It's as if it feels threatend and has to reply with a louder and / or smellier one

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danza said:
It's when you're in bed and they follow through that it gets really bad.

Kazz · 18 May 2012 at 13:14

Speaking of which, I need to poop.

alexakasloth · 18 May 2012 at 13:15

My last girlfriend never farted in front of me, or even did a no.2 when I was in the flat.