Calling all nursing staff!!!!

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 May 2012 at 09:31

A little advice if you wouldn`t mind at the end of an interview for a nurse/hca when they ask,
Is there anything you would like to ask us?
What would you ask?

And no! I wont ask how much time I get as a lunch break, what time we get to go home!!

this_is_gav · 23 May 2012 at 09:35

"What sort of a discount can we get on Chloroform?"

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 May 2012 at 09:39

this_is_gav said:
"What sort of a discount can we get on Chloroform?"

what Chloroform for silly answers like that?

King Damager · 23 May 2012 at 09:47

'When do I start?'

kd

koolpc · 23 May 2012 at 09:48

Do i have to wear stockings?

Skully · 23 May 2012 at 10:00

I'm not sure if it's particularly important.

My wife is HCA bank at two hospitals and I don't think her reply has made any difference!

DanielMMS · 23 May 2012 at 10:01

Is the role fixed to one speciality?
Is there the possibility of getting involved in other areas?
What CPD is available?

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 May 2012 at 10:02

King Damager said:
'When do I start?'

kd

Thats a good one KD but I would have to wait for crb clearances which take forever and also my current notice period is 4 weeks! So they would ASK ME when I can start

koolpc · 23 May 2012 at 10:29

"How many patients do you want me to kill per week? lol

Mrs Seabiscuit · 23 May 2012 at 10:36

koolpc said:
"How many patients do you want me to kill per week? lol

stop spamming!

Fire_fly · 23 May 2012 at 10:56

If I leave my watch / ring / other bits of jewelry in a patient can I claim its value back from the hospital, or do I have to retrieve it my self?

Unicorn · 23 May 2012 at 12:41

How much will you charge me to park in your carpark..

SexyGreyFox · 23 May 2012 at 12:50

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GrimsbyLAD said:
How much will you charge me to park in your carpark..

£70 at my hospital

King Damager · 23 May 2012 at 12:51

Can I have a sponge bath?

kd