Tell us a secret

[[FnG]magnolia]

You're all terrible people who have done terrible things. Let's consider this an unburdening exercise, a way to make things if not better then at least more amusing for other people.

In Primary 7 I kissed Leah ****** on the lips. It was fun but I was thinking about her friend. Her sister, actually. At the disco later that year I kissed her sister too but I was thinking about Leah.

I have better secrets so maybe I should have started with one of those.

Share. You'll feel better for it.

 

[Lysander]

I liek turtles.

 

[The Halk]

When I was 19 I slept with my boss for a pay rise. She wasn't a small lady. It wasn't as straightforward as that, but we both knew why it was happening.

 

[Mason-]

There was a thread similar to this and IMO better executed.

The OP had an e-mail address set up where you e-mail him your secret and he posts it so it's anonymous.

You get some much better secrets... but you also get a lot of fakes.

 

[RomanNose]

When I was 19 I slept with my boss for a pay rise. She wasn't a small lady. It wasn't as straightforward as that, but we both knew why it was happening.

:O.


My secret is that I fell for the Long stand trick at work experience.

 

[ElliorR]

Dr David Kelly did not commit suicide. It's not a conspiracy theory and to massively paraphrase Shakespeare, there's more that goes on in the wider world than you'll ever know

 

[Shayper]

I toppled a south american government.

And threw the previous resistance leader into a giant fan.

 

[Irish_Tom]

Dr David Kelly did not commit suicide. It's not a conspiracy theory and to massively paraphrase Shakespeare, there's more that goes on in the wider world than you'll ever know

That's not a secret.

 

[bloodline76]

OP - You start a thread with something that could come from a 12 year old. You kissed someone and you were thinking about her sister. Is that it?

I bet you feel better about getting that secret off your chest lol

FAIL

 

[Von Smallhausen]

I'm an officer of the lur. I couldn't possibly reveal my historical transgressions.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

OP - You start a thread with something that could come from a 12 year old. You kissed someone and you were thinking about her sister. Is that it?

Yes but I was 11 IIRC. Thanks for your amazing input and also for sharing your secret as described in the clearly worded thread title!

 

[Morgoth]

I was once eating porridge for breakfast when I suddenly felt very sick. I vomited said porridge back into the bowl, as I did not have time to make new porridge I just ate it again.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Are you a Cocker Spaniel? This is important.

 

[Morgoth]

Is that some Kiwi slang?

I will fight you!

 

[infernox]

Do any anonymous confessional, set up an email, you guys email your secrets and he reveals them here for everyone to lol at.

 

[Resident]

There was a thread similar to this and IMO better executed.

The OP had an e-mail address set up where you e-mail him your secret and he posts it so it's anonymous.

You get some much better secrets... but you also get a lot of fakes.

Hey I'm willing to do this so if you've a secret and you want it posting anonymously send an email to [email protected]

 

[The Halk]

Is that some Kiwi slang?

I will fight you!

I think he means literally a dug, since they'll eat their own vomit. And other dugs vomit. And sniff faeces. And my crotch.

 

[SeraphX]

I would tell a secret, but it wouldn't be a secret anymore if i did

 

[StonedPenguin]

I like Penguins

 

[ThundyCat]

When I was 19 I slept with my Mums friend (she was 32 at the time). Had to time it with her husband being away on the oil rig.