My made up Joke of the day

Gaygle · 31 May 2012 at 13:41

So yeh a man was doing his driving test, he wasn't sure how it was going, thought he may have made a couple of mistakes, one of which was pretty bad. Anyway he tries not to think about it and carry on best as he can. So at the end of the test, he drives back to the test centre, ready to hear his result. As he pulls up, the driving examiner just gets out of the car and starts walking off without saying a word.

The man is obviously very confused by this, and he so he gets out of the car to go after the driving examiner and suddenly notices a large Army man shouting orders and small child running around the car.

The man is even more confused about what's going on now, so he shouts after the driving tester and says "oi! Where are you going? How did i do on my test?"

And the tester shouts back - "Oh yeah, you got 1 Major and 1 minor."

please be nice... :/

Gilly · 31 May 2012 at 13:42

gatzi · 31 May 2012 at 13:42

Oh man. Could have been worse. If you made it up I give you a B+ for effort.

arctine · 31 May 2012 at 13:43

Thanks, now I'm ready to die.

BoonMonkey · 31 May 2012 at 13:43

It's not HAR HAR funny but I thought it was clever!

4T5 · 31 May 2012 at 13:44

Oh my.

secretspy · 31 May 2012 at 13:45

It's not a bad effort but perhaps work on the wording

floatindolphin · 31 May 2012 at 13:46

Go away and don't come back....

Reaper 392 · 31 May 2012 at 13:48

if you made it up then its not bad

heres a shameless copypasta from somewhere:

Wife texts husband on a cold spring day -
"Windows frozen".
He texts back "Pour lukewarm water over".
A further text from wife, "Thanks,
PC completely buggered now".

Efour · 31 May 2012 at 13:48

utter ****, someone said clever?? I pity your intelligence.

fieldy · 31 May 2012 at 13:50

/thread tbh

oulton · 31 May 2012 at 13:50

it wasn't three bad

touch · 31 May 2012 at 13:50

I think it would be better if he skidded off the road during his test and crashed through a playpark and an army barracks. Then he was told "You got 1 major and 2 minors".

Gaygle · 31 May 2012 at 13:51

Efour2 said:
someone said clever?? I pity your intelligence.

Says the guy who is clearly obsessed with the most moronic, ridiculous, annoying thing made in years

Morgoth · 31 May 2012 at 13:51

touch said:
I think it would be better if he skidded off the road during his test and crashed through a playpark and an army barracks. Then he was told "You got 1 major and 2 minors".

Agreed!

Gaygle · 31 May 2012 at 13:52

touch said:
I think it would be better if he skidded off the road during his test and crashed through a playpark and an army barracks. Then he was told "You got 1 major and 2 minors".

That's well good!! I might make an alternate ending with this reflected.

gatzi · 31 May 2012 at 13:52

touch said:
I think it would be better if he skidded off the road during his test and crashed through a playpark and an army barracks. Then he was told "You got 1 major and 2 minors".

Win

HeX · 31 May 2012 at 13:54

touch said:
I think it would be better if he skidded off the road during his test and crashed through a playpark and an army barracks. Then he was told "You got 1 major and 2 minors".

TBH this is what I was expecting.

Siliconslave · 31 May 2012 at 13:54

its possibly got potential - if you switched it up somehow so the guy was doing his truck licence and the major and minor were splattered over the front of the truck?

oops, shouldn't have left the window open so long before posting...

gatzi · 31 May 2012 at 13:56

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