big car, small penis

[pepsilol]

What the public think?

Pick a number.

Now multiply it with itself.

Now get the square root of it.

Now subtract the original number.

Congratulations, now you have the number of ***** I give

 

[Raymond Lin]

I have a Yaris.

 

[shadow_boxer]

Went from a Clio to a 320Ci, next car will be an F10...does this mean mines shrinking?

 

[Subliminal Aura]

I have a Yaris.

^ This

Size 16 extra wide fitting leather shoes too

 

[Vita]

I had a Yaris. Now I have Subaru.

 

[hurfdurf]

It is indeed a common belief held by many women. Most big cars are easily affordable on finance or credit in their eyes so rather than a display of wealth they are seen as cars bought by men with small penises to make up for said small penis, to deal with the insecurity of it.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Is this why Joey Essex drives a Smart car?

Lol

I'm a real man, I have a V Twin between my legs.

Except now your man parts no longer function as designed. Making you less of a man than a girl scout. True story.

 

[Raymond Lin]

It is indeed a common belief held by many women. Most big cars are easily affordable on finance or credit in their eyes so rather than a display of wealth they are seen as cars bought by men with small penises to make up for said small penis, to deal with the insecurity of it.

On that theory, Peersy paid cash for his Boxter, is he a walking contradiction ?

 

[callum]

Shame the car is useless in the bedroom..

 

[Liampope]

Some years ago, I had some success with some penis enlargement equipment that I bought after being lucky enough to receive an advert via email, so I had to downsize from a Jaguar XJ6 to a Vauxhall Omega. I'm currently stable with a 5-Series, but fear my next choice will have to be a 7-Series or S-Class, and ultimately, as I get older still, I'll need to go up to a Hummer. I'm thinking of changing career paths so that I'm a Battleship Captain by 70 so I still have a chance with the hotties.

 

[Gaijin]

I'm half Chinese and therefore fooling no-one, even if I drove around in a Challenger Battle Tank.

Therefore my conscience is clear (and my penis small).

 

[neverender]

This is why a 3 series compact is the real man's M5.

Although I do naturally have to be careful how I cross my legs getting in and out of the compact....

 

[hurfdurf]

On that theory, Peersy paid cash for his Boxter, is he a walking contradiction ?

For one, the Boxster isn't a big car

But even I have been asked if I am not worried that my £3k MX5 is not a "small penis car"

I am not agreeing with the logic, but it is largely prevalent amongst females.

 

[Maz]

Hi Guys, my new car!

It also came with these!

 

[Haggisman]

german car, small penis

Fixed it for you.

 

[Jonny69]

So basically anyone in a small car is either really poor or has a small penis.

You're trying to post this in a comedy manner thinly masked by a deliberately flawed looking story but, tragically, I think this actually is your underlying belief. Go and buy yourself a bigger car if it makes you feel any better

 

[Housey]

F10 5 Series here, so I disprove your theory.

 

[mjt]

I've got a small, but large-engined BMW and a big fat ****. Work that one out.

 

[EvilDreams]

You're trying to post this in a comedy manner thinly masked by a deliberately flawed looking story but, tragically, I think this actually is your underlying belief. Go and buy yourself a bigger car if it makes you feel any better

Thanks for telling me what I was trying to do.