How can I stop dogs from defecating on my garden?

I always pick up my dogs **** unless its hard to get to like inside some bush or something where it has 0% chance of getting stepped in. I hate it when people dont pick it up, when me and the dog go jogging, the amount of **** i have to jump is insane. Rages me
 
I hear kommodo dragons or crocodiles are quite good at stopping dogs pooping on your lawn.

you could also build moat.
 
simulatorman said:
Shoot a moat. Wait that's been done.

You'll need a castle to go with the moat. :p
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and don't forget to put the cleaning bill through expenses, oh and get some kind of a floating duck house to go with it that houses killer ducks that deploy when a dog starts to squat on or near the lawn ?
 
Im assuming the owners just stand there and let the dog do its business in your garden.

Personally I think people who don't pick up their dogs mess are scum of the earth and you would be within your rights to introduce a baseball bat to the equation.
 
callum said:
Im assuming the owners just stand there and let the dog do its business in your garden.

Personally I think people who don't pick up their dogs mess are scum of the earth and you would be within your rights to introduce a baseball bat to the equation.
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It's a good job you have no authority on this planet then xD

Whilst I'm inclined to agree it's bloody rude. I think ABH is a bit much.
 
Let's be realistic here, the only thing that is going to stop this is moving the fence. I know you don't want to do that but it is the only solution.
 
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