ok ignoring the fact that I have a wifey and shouldnt be flirting with other women really..
I was at the gym and these 2 girls set up shop next to me (both 8s), dont know what exactly they were doing I wasnt paying attention, but after a while I noticed one is yelling at me. So I took off my ear buds and she asks if what she is doing is going to work her glutes, and she shows me this sort of ****ty kind of plank exercise she seems to have made up, sticking her *** in the air.
I said well it will certainly work your core, but not your glutes very much. I then went in to a 3 minute diatribe about Stuart Mcdonald, spinal flexion, the limited lifespan on spine discs, the risk of disc prolapses, how traditional ab work is over-rated, how those kind of planks is a good ab workout and other stuff. The whole time they had these deer-in-headlights looks on their faces and just nodded and stared at me. I then went back about my business.
After they left I was like "oh..."
I've had this happen before, like a couple weeks ago a woman walked across the gym, past a few other dudes and asked me to show her how those manta ray squat things work. So I walked over and showed her in 5 seconds and walked off. Then after a while I was like "oh..."
I pretty sure I have arsburgers syndrome tbh.
But I was thinking, maybe I should use it to my advantage and play it up, perhaps get some non-prescription glasses so I look more distinguished and nerdy. The geek chic thing. Then people would be less shocked when I have an arsberger moment because they would have been pre-conditioned from my more nerdy appearance.
It's actually a big trend with black people right now. Wearing lens-less glasses. I wouldn't wear lensless ones though because that would be ridiculous.
I know there is more than a few arsburger types on here so does anyone else play into it image-wise?
I was at the gym and these 2 girls set up shop next to me (both 8s), dont know what exactly they were doing I wasnt paying attention, but after a while I noticed one is yelling at me. So I took off my ear buds and she asks if what she is doing is going to work her glutes, and she shows me this sort of ****ty kind of plank exercise she seems to have made up, sticking her *** in the air.
I said well it will certainly work your core, but not your glutes very much. I then went in to a 3 minute diatribe about Stuart Mcdonald, spinal flexion, the limited lifespan on spine discs, the risk of disc prolapses, how traditional ab work is over-rated, how those kind of planks is a good ab workout and other stuff. The whole time they had these deer-in-headlights looks on their faces and just nodded and stared at me. I then went back about my business.
After they left I was like "oh..."
I've had this happen before, like a couple weeks ago a woman walked across the gym, past a few other dudes and asked me to show her how those manta ray squat things work. So I walked over and showed her in 5 seconds and walked off. Then after a while I was like "oh..."
I pretty sure I have arsburgers syndrome tbh.
But I was thinking, maybe I should use it to my advantage and play it up, perhaps get some non-prescription glasses so I look more distinguished and nerdy. The geek chic thing. Then people would be less shocked when I have an arsberger moment because they would have been pre-conditioned from my more nerdy appearance.
It's actually a big trend with black people right now. Wearing lens-less glasses. I wouldn't wear lensless ones though because that would be ridiculous.
I know there is more than a few arsburger types on here so does anyone else play into it image-wise?
