Hitting birds with your car

Kosmiche · 12 Jun 2012 at 21:05

Looks like Richard Hammond has a bird imitator.

Scuzi · 12 Jun 2012 at 21:06

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jun 2012 at 21:15

dirtychinchilla said:
I really don't see the issue with kwerk's posts...he's just generally a bit more light hearted than most of the rest of us!

100%.
It's the kids with their 'lolkwerks' who ruin his threads.

churchhawk · 12 Jun 2012 at 21:24

Hit a pigeon once, couldn't swerve out the way it was a very narrow two way road. Looked in my back mirror and feathers were everywhere

Cleeecooo · 12 Jun 2012 at 21:28

Dimple said:
100%.
It's the kids with their 'lolkwerks' who ruin his threads.

Hardly. He makes such stupid threads all the time.

Tibbz2 · 12 Jun 2012 at 21:29

Cleeecooo said:
Hardly. He makes such stupid threads all the time.

I like some of them, good for a giggle and to lighten up the mood. Grumpy Cleee is grumpy

mistercrabb · 12 Jun 2012 at 21:37

elmuzzy66. said:
The key is time of year and bird. For choice of bird pick the seagul. For time of year spring. Those seaguls that fail to fly become walking targets for a car.

You clearly haven't seen many pheasants while driving.
They are simply suicidal, I have had several eye me up from the side of the road as I approach, wait until I'm getting close, and then step out in front of me.

Haven't killed one yet, I took out a bat once while driving at night though (I assume it was a bat).

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jun 2012 at 21:45

Cleeecooo said:
Hardly. He makes such stupid threads all the time.

Then don't post in them or read them - simples.
He's one of the posters that makes this forum fun.

Gammawolf · 12 Jun 2012 at 22:57

mistercrabb said:
You clearly haven't seen many pheasants while driving.
They are simply suicidal, I have had several eye me up from the side of the road as I approach, wait until I'm getting close, and then step out in front of me.

Haven't killed one yet, I took out a bat once while driving at night though (I assume it was a bat).

Hit a full grown pheasant at 70Mph few months ago. Needless to say it was over £350 of damage and I even replaced all the broken parts myself. Which doesn't include the bent bonnet which I've left bent. Not in a hurry to do that to my 2 year old car again

StriderX · 12 Jun 2012 at 23:01

Dimple said:
Then don't post in them or read them - simples.
He's one of the posters that makes this forum fun.

When his threads start verging on the offensive, it generally tends to be time for him to have a break.

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jun 2012 at 23:08

StriderX said:
When his threads start verging on the offensive, it generally tends to be time for him to have a break.

Examples?

I thought the gay one was a little bit offensive but it had 237 posts.

StriderX · 12 Jun 2012 at 23:13

Dimple said:
Examples?

I thought the gay one was a little bit offensive but it had 237 posts.

Apart from that, there was the Aspergers one, even if my opinion on the mental deficiency is that it really is not too serious, it doesn't warrant a thread joking about it, whatsoever, even if it was only implied.

Most of his threads are fine and mildly amusing, otherwise.

But i am not on here 24/7 to warrant finding the rest of the forum boring.

EDIT: Really, i don't care to discuss this, pretty pointless in fact, i think this is enough.

Dark Kyon · 12 Jun 2012 at 23:19

Seen a lot of badgers road killed :S

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jun 2012 at 23:22

StriderX said:
Apart from that, there was the Aspergers one, even if my opinion on the mental deficiency is that it really is not too serious, it doesn't warrant a thread joking about it, whatsoever, even if it was only implied.

I thought he was making a play on Southparks Ass Burgers.

dowie · 12 Jun 2012 at 23:43

seems lolkwerk got banned for that thread....

I always thought he was quite entertaining in spite of the dire content of some threads.

KatanaDV20 · 12 Jun 2012 at 23:52

Pigeons....flying rats those things.

Nitefly · 13 Jun 2012 at 00:18

StoutMeister said:
He's changing the spark plugs and oil.

lol

trigger-happy · 13 Jun 2012 at 00:22

This forums isn't interesting as it used to be with kwerk around.

miss you :'(

\bromance

elmuzzy66. · 13 Jun 2012 at 00:46

Dimple said:
Then don't post in them or read them - simples.
He's one of the posters that makes this forum fun.

Totaly agree with this. Besids i haven't seen him troll other peoples threads.
Rather read a kwerk thread in GD than read one off those realationship threads. If he trolled other peoples threads then yea get shot off but it his threads so why people open them up when they know what to expect.
I think some in these forums take themselves to seriously and should spot telling people what is or not acceptable. Don't like the thread stay out

Dark Kyon · 13 Jun 2012 at 00:47

Scuzi said:

Dont know why but that made me jump. Just saying.