Most unattractive qualities in the opposite sex?

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

Do you lot have girlfriends/wives?
Ok MY TURN!
Men that swear every other word.
Men that are loud and brash.
Men that leer women.
Oh also Seabiscuit doesn't mind me having a pint of beer its what we make hehe.

 

[st00dent]

Tattoos.

 

[Craterloads]

Who are not white

 

[Skidder]

Do you lot have girlfriends/wives?

If I were an adulterous polygamist do you think I would announce it online?

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

If I were an adulterous polygamist do you think I would announce it online?

Tut tut dude we have an anonymous confessions thread for that.

 

[Spenty]

Talk too loud
Talk too much
Like football
Like facebook
Like to have friends round
Smell
Talk about themselves all the time
Watch dumb TV
Read about none entity celebs
Eat Curries - Or any foreign food

Good luck finding a woman.

 

[Lysander]

Do you lot have girlfriends/wives?

Yes.

Good luck finding a woman.

There are plenty of women who don't do any of those things. Just raise your standards.

EDIT: apart from the foreign food part, which is beyond ridiculous.

 

[topgun06]

Eat Curries - Or any foreign food

Really? How come?

 

[Narj]

Good luck finding a woman.

Sounds like he might have more luck with a bloke.

 

[LordSplodge]

Some are, of course, reasonable but given some of the things on the list it's amazing you're all not single.

 

[The__Malteser]

Some people are crazy. Eat foreign food? Like facebook? Like having friends around? Wearing trousers (skinny jeans are nom).

No smoking for me is top.
Then the obvious (not be dirty etc.) But hey, who prefers anybody dirty

 

[RoachycaL]

Men that are loud and brash.

Where I work the men who are loud and brash seem to get all the womens attention

I do see women complaining about loud men but they still seem to find them attractive!

 

[shootersam]

Smoking - instantly puts me off!
Too much make-up (ie: the tangerine look)

Not that I can afford to be picky!

This and if she is a batch.

 

[FlapR]

- Long/Fake Nails
- Looking like they've been "Tango'd"
- Too much make-up
- Dressing like a streetwalker

 

[krooton]

There are plenty of women who don't do any of those things. Just raise your standards.

EDIT: apart from the foreign food part, which is beyond ridiculous.

All of them? He obviously also wants them to be attractive, have a healthy sex-drive and be intelligent, so I don't believe their are plenty that tick all his boxes.

I believe even less that he is enough of a catch to really be able to justify his criteria.

 

[haz_pro]

Smoking, Skin the colour of a pine desk, stupidity, no drive.

 

[malachi]

Fatties

 

[Lysander]

I believe even less that he is enough of a catch to really be able to justify his criteria.

He doesn't have to justify his criteria.

 

[J.T]

Smoking - instantly puts me off!

This!

 

[krooton]

He doesn't have to justify his criteria.

He bloody well should, just like all those horrid women out there who think they are entitled to the perfect man.