Has this ever happened to you before (guys)?!

Lil old me · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:31

So today at the station I went to use the urinal as you do. (Un) suited, assumed a pose, but became unfortunately unblissfully aware of the old guy next to me casting his gaze somewhat down and to his right.

Now this gaze wasn't exactly a gaze but more of a stare. I did a standard kinda try to catch his eye and say REALLY?! but when I even got close he looked away like he wasn't doing anything. Then as I stopped looking at him I could see his eyes were fixed down again.

Even worse, when it came to "shaking off time" he was there for, well lets say a while.

Has anyone else experienced this?! What can you do in that situation?

PS. I just told my girlfriend who is genuinely surprised that men don't do this more often for curiosities's sake. Now I really don't know what's weirder!?

arknor · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:34

i usually take one of the side urinals so i can hide my bits from the "watchers"

RomanNose · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:34

You probably were in a gay bar and didn't realize it.

Cr0fty · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:35

Curious? More like bi-curious.

Never had it happen to me - always obey the 1 urinal gap rule when possible

Deleted member 77746 · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:35

arknor said:
i usually take one of the side urinals so i can hide my bits from the "watchers"

Do you sit down too? :rolleyes:

The Halk · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:36

Wouldn't have cared to be honest.

Throrik · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:37

The best way to avoid this is to stand back from the urinal and shoot as far away from it as you can automatically establishing yourself as a peeing boss.

CrimsonAvenger · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:37

You tried to look into his eyes ? :eek:

Edrof · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:39

Never happened to me before.

Soundood · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:39

cant belive i can use this link in two thread in two minutes lol, try this,

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal

placeholder · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:44

Id have whipped the big fellow and his associates out and said "what do you think of these apples?"

AH.Tempest · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:46

soundood said:
cant belive i can use this link in two thread in two minutes lol, try this,

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal

This made my day lol. Never had this situation come up, most likely would not say anything but i would be out of that place pretty quickly! (yes i would still wash first) i try to avoid such places tbh.

KatanaDV20 · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:51

Urinals w/out dividers should be banned. I hate those places and if they dont have the partitions I'll scoot into a cubicle to indulge in the bladder-drain.

Tikkabhuna · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:54

My friend had a pretty terrible experience. A guy moved to the urinal next to him and the guy started *******. I think he's still mentally scared from it.

Please fully star out all swearing in future. Thank you.

Cosimo · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:57

Should have turned towards him and given him a spray. On a more serious note, it's not happened to me.

Kenai · 1 Jul 2012 at 11:57

^^LOL

HAz · 1 Jul 2012 at 12:00

Yea get it a lot where guys say how big mine is too! Pretty flattered by it tbh.

arknor · 1 Jul 2012 at 12:01

mrbell1984 said:
Do you sit down too?

you mad because i dont let you get aroused at the sight of my manbits?

pingwing · 1 Jul 2012 at 12:11

Happened to me once at the st pancreas, a middle aged indian man had a good long look. I wasn't pleased, it's a very weird thing to do! Had to finish up sharpish and get out of there.

Gf thought it was very funny

ZakWolf · 1 Jul 2012 at 12:32

soundood said:
cant belive i can use this link in two thread in two minutes lol, try this,

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal

If the only space would be next to someone else, I would just go in a cubicle to be honest.