What does fap mean??

mattyg · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:48

Before anyone starts I'm NOT KWERK

Just bare with me.

What does Fap mean??

rotters · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:49

To masterbate.

reflux · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:50

To use it in a sentence "I fapped over your mum last night"

Scuzi · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:50

rotters said:
To masterbate.

Masturbate.

Remember the "u". Because "you" do it. Not "e", because "e" (he) doesn't do it otherwise it wouldn't be masturbation.

Vita · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:51

Fap as someone says is the alternative to masturbating. I think it refers more to the sound one makes, then to the motion of it.

Edrof · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:52

Don't listen to them, they are trying to get you into trouble.

It means to hug:

fap/fəp/
Verb:
Squeeze (someone) tightly in one's arms, typically to express affection.
Noun:
An act of holding someone tightly in one's arms, typically to express affection.
Synonyms:
verb. hug - embrace - clasp - cuddle - enfold - inarm
noun. hug - embrace - cuddle - clasp - squeeze - grip

MisChief · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:54

^ So it's ok to say to someone, "I'd like to fap you"?

Edrof · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:55

Of course, it's perfectly innocent. Perfectly innocent.

andi · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:55

Come here and give us a fap?

DJMK4 · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:56

To hold ones sausage and move in a vigorous motion

Thorper · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:56

MisChief said:
I'd like to fap you

You'll have to buy me dinner first..

AshD93 · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:57

andi said:
Come here and give us a fap?

I'm prefer to fap myself. Keeps me warm.

Burnsy2023 · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:58

Edrof said:
Of course, it's perfectly innocent. Perfectly innocent.

Yep. Completely and totally innocent.

Haggisman · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:58

Free Action Potion isn't it?

Breaks you out of roots/snares/etc.

RomanNose · 4 Jul 2012 at 10:59

This.

Dr Delphi · 4 Jul 2012 at 11:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAP

FORTRAN Assembly Program according to wikipedia

EdGey · 4 Jul 2012 at 11:06

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estebanrey · 4 Jul 2012 at 11:12

Fapping (also known as self-abuse to Christfags), is a ritual that is performed when one is horny and does not want to (or, in most cases, can't) have sex with another person, so you rub one out to pictures and videos of some s***s on the family computer. Fapping is a common past-time amongst teenagers and pedophiles, and pretty much any ******* that can't get any IRL. Studies show that the highest occurrences of fapping can be found amongst the unemployed (as they cannot get a blow job or a hand job).

Yaayuh! · 4 Jul 2012 at 11:15

Narj · 4 Jul 2012 at 11:16

Something everyone does to transgender porn, apparently.