completely insane neighbor

sparky05084 said:
This guy owns a horse stud farm.

One day a friend phones him up and says, 'there's this gnome with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a horse, so I've sent him round to see you.' Sure enough the gnome turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a female horse?' 'A female horth', the gnome replies. So the owner shows him a mare.

'Nith horth', says the gnome, 'can I thee her eyth?' So the owner picks up the gnome to show him the horses eyes.

'Nith eyth', says the gnome, 'can I thee her teeth?' Again the owner picks up the gnome to show him the horses teeth.

'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the gnome says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the gnome to show him the horses ears.

'Nith eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?' With this the owner picks up the gnome and shoves his head deep inside the horse's #@!@#$%, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.

The gnome shakes his head and after he catches his breath he sputters, 'maybe I should wefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound!'
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Thank you so much for this
 
One day when she is away, with the help of your other neighbours, bundle up all of the Gnomes in the garden and dump them in her flat.
 
A gnome who joined a nudist colony only two weeks ago was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody’s business.
 
Replace Gnomes with 'Zombie Gnomes'

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omg i read the thread expecting pictures to appear, i am disappointed so far, i demand pictures immediately!
 
Those Zombie and Sniper Gnomes are fantastic.. :D:D:D

To the OP, go out in the middle of the night and dig a mass grave for them in the middle of the garden and bury them.. :D
 
ElliorR said:
OP infiltrate the gnomes and find out what's going on. Buy this....

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oh my god that would be hilarious.. just walk past her in the garden and say "morning" like it was the most normal thing ever, walk up to the pond (please say you have a pond) and whip out a fishing rod.. :D
 
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