Oh FFS ... Travellers...

Docaroo · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:31

So a bunch of ***** travellers have just occupied a space of land not 200m from our village house.

Now, I wouldn't jump to conclusions except I have ALREADY seen one of them driving slowly up and down our street eyeing up houses and gardens to break into.

I'm thinking of nuking the site from orbit?

I don't have anything against peoples choices of lifestyle per se, however their lifestyle choice is to steal and leave behind filth and rubbish everywhere.

If I find that someone in the village has been broken into (hasn't happened in literally 20 years) then I am seriously going to wreck their entire camp.

Filthy scum.

Deleted member 77746 · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:32

Pictures?

Septym · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:33

Docaroo said:
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I hope your some kind of trained martial arts/secret agent then as if you go anywhere near their site you'll most likely find yourself hospitalized.

Cosimo · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:38

Arm yourselves with clubs and forks lads. We may need to hire a coach to come and give our fellow GDer a helping hand.

Subliminal Aura · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:38

Docaroo said:
Now, I wouldn't jump to conclusions except I have ALREADY seen one of them driving slowly up and down our street eyeing up houses and gardens to break into.

Stop stereotyping and jumping to conclusions :mad:

For all you know (s)he might be looking for a good doorstep on which to take a big steaming dump

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=22089467&postcount=1

Fire_fly · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:39

Buy / make yourself a flamethrower.

robfosters · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:41

I really do feel for people who have ****** settle near them. Straight away nothing is safe, the area takes a dive and the local pub quickly becomes a no go area.

However, I would STRONGLY advise against confrontation unless you are the UK's most feared gangster. Which I doubt you are.

Robbo · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:42

simulatorman said:
Arm yourselves with clubs and forks lads. We may need to hire a coach to come and give our fellow GDer a helping hand.

We need someone with an AH-64 Apache, that'll soon get them running. If they want to stay then that's fine too.

Docaroo · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:43

Basically I have never locked my car where it is parked in years ... I will now have to. Along with the garage... windows ....

Can't they just all ******* die and leave us all in peace.

Docaroo · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:44

simulatorman said:
Arm yourselves with clubs and forks lads. We may need to hire a coach to come and give our fellow GDer a helping hand.

Actually can we do this?? There only seems to be around 5 or so small caravans (not a large infestation).

I reckon 10 guys, 2 flamethrowers, etc would do the trick!

Nevakonaza · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:46

Op,Have you contacted the police/local council?

They might not have permission to be on the land,Get em shifted.

ZG002 · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:46

Docaroo said:
Actually can we do this?? There only seems to be around 5 or so small caravans (not a large infestation).

For now, If they get no trouble from the police or council more will come.

OhEsEcks · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:46

****** are scum. Absolute scum. There is no "stereotyping" of them because everything said about them is true.

robfosters · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:46

Docaroo said:
Actually can we do this?? There only seems to be around 5 or so small caravans (not a large infestation).

I reckon 10 guys, 2 flamethrowers, etc would do the trick!

You'll be amazed at how many they can fit in a caravan. Even then, one swift call and they'll be down in their hundreds.

Fire_fly · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:47

Docaroo said:
Actually can we do this?? There only seems to be around 5 or so small caravans (not a large infestation).

I reckon 10 guys, 2 flamethrowers, etc would do the trick!

A solution to the problem may be found in here.

danza · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:47

Septym said:
you'll most likely find yourself hospitalized.

Not in England he won't.

The Halk · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:47

Why can't the police deal with them? If they really do steal so much then why aren't they in jail?

Docaroo · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:49

Nevakonaza said:
Op,Have you contacted the police/local council?

They might not have permission to be on the land,Get em shifted.

They don't, they broke a padlocked gate to get into it. I will contact the police and council tomorrow.

Hostile-17 · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:51

Op,Have you contacted the police/local council?

They might not have permission to be on the land,Get em shifted.

Some travelers rock up and make camp on the green near my workplace (Business park) the Police are usually there within a few hours of them arriving. Check with the council first.

A solution to the problem may be found in here.

Nice thought!, bit extreme though

Resident · 12 Jul 2012 at 18:53

Docaroo said:
They don't, they broke a padlocked gate to get into it. I will contact the police and council tomorrow.

Why not now. Police are open 24hrs. Not so much the council but if they've broken locks to gain entry then that's a minimum criminal damage, enough for the police to shift em.