Oh FFS ... Travellers...

OhEsEcks said:
They went into and cleared out a place I worked at in the past. They wiped out an entire stock of paving slabs for gardens. Thousands of them. For deliveries we could only fill our lorry with a couple hundred. So they either used a bigger lorry or did a few trips.
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in our old work they nearly got away with a HUGE industrial mixer that our boss had been struggling to sell because our crane was broke and he had no way of getting it out the warehouse

turns out 10 ****** a few vans and a stolen forklift from round the corner is what he needed after all

police caught them with it half in and half out the shutter that they couldnt raise high enough
 
Tingle said:
Kill them with your words of wisdom.
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Sod that, just go at them with a trusty keyboard.

For the record I'm not a massive fan either, the last time they made camp in the nearby grassed area my dad suggested that they should all be firebombed, a bit extreme but an idea that I'm not massively against.
 
generally tend to be scum of the earth the travelling sorts.


why not go round and offer to tarmac them some driveways ?
 
"andy" said:
in our old work they nearly got away with a HUGE industrial mixer that our boss had been struggling to sell because our crane was broke and he had no way of getting it out the warehouse

turns out 10 ****** a few vans and a stolen forklift from round the corner is what he needed after all

police caught them with it half in and half out the shutter that they couldnt raise high enough
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At our place they would come in a week or so before and maybe pick up 20 slabs and pay for them so they could scout out what sort of stock we had and where it was located on the yard. To get in at night they had to steal a forklift from the shed at the back of the yard, to move an old red diesel tank the boss had half filled with concrete and put behind the gates to stop them simply ramming their way in.

They could take the forklift every time they broke in, but they never did. It was only ever the gardening stuff they were after. Paving slabs and garden edges.
 
Docaroo said:
Actually can we do this?? There only seems to be around 5 or so small caravans (not a large infestation).

I reckon 10 guys, 2 flamethrowers, etc would do the trick!
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Cant you and your fellow band mates all join forces and whip them away with your long girly hair?
 
Nice bitch by the OP but you support their way of life by your political behaviour. Welcome to the filth that you have created.
 
Prediction of op tonight...


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Gypsies tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us
Gypsies tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down
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I like Dawgs :D
 
Guile said:
Nice bitch by the OP but you support their way of life by your political behaviour. Welcome to the filth that you have created.
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This plus your sig made me literally laugh out loud. It's just perfect.

Anyway OP - have you considered playing flamboyant metal at them until they run away?
 
soundood said:
doesnt look that bad at all, have you tried popping in for some sugar, to start a chat?

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If you disarm the nuke in the pond you win the ****** trust. Also, you will find 'Scrotey Dave' in the green house... he will sell you strontium soap to scare the ****** away.... don't attempt to pick any buds from the plant outside, or he wont sell you the soap unless you have 1,000,000 bottle tops
 
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