****Free copy of Portal 2 you say?****

[Bennie-Mac]

Being the generous person that I am I have purchased a Steam copy of Portal 2 as a gift for one lucky OcUKer.

Normally threads like this result in degrading jumping through hoop challenges for the OP's own amusement but not me. For you see I am kind.

Click

Spoiler

All I require is that you kneel.

So yeah, post a picture of yourself bowing down in worship of ME, everyone who does will be entered into a random draw and a winner will be chosen. Lets have the draw at say midnightish tomorrow to give people a chance to enter.

Ta ta mortals!



Edit - DISCLAIMER - I am not actually a huge narcissist that thinks people should actually worship me, I know im a tool that doesnt deserve worshipping. Its a bit of fun to brighten up your weekend.

 

[Shayper]

How narcissistic...















I joke! If I didn't already have it I would enter.

 

[shawsy109]

Bow down? lol, No.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

How narcissistic...

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION A GOD!

 

[godinman]

I would enter my girlfriend, but as it's random draw it's just not worth her degradation.

 

[Shayper]

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION A GOD!

EVEN A GOD CAN BLEED!

 

[Shayper]

I would enter my girlfriend,

O.o

 

[Bennie-Mac]

EVEN A GOD CAN BLEED!

Pssst! Im not actually a God, you do know that right?

 

[Greebo]

I would enter my girlfriend, but as it's random draw it's just not worth her degradation.

Should do it anyway...........

 

[Ascendancy]

Bow to you? For £3.74 worth of game? Nah

 

[estebanrey]

So yeah, post a picture of yourself bowing down in worship of ME

 

[godinman]

O.o

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is not what I meant, although entirely untrue? Not sure.

 

[Shayper]

Pssst! Im not actually a God, you do know that right?

Yes. I was (probably incorrectly) quoting 300.

 

[Shayper]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is not what I meant, although entirely untrue? Not sure.

Selective quoting for hilarity, y0!

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Hmm it seems I may be asking a bit much for the prize on offer...

 

[G-MAN2004]

Hmm it seems I may be asking a bit much for the prize on offer...

I'll take you for a candle-lit dinner, but I'm not bowing down this early in the day!

 

[ivrytwr3]

 

[Shayper]

Hmm it seems I may be asking a bit much for the prize on offer...

I'll go first then.

I BOW DOWN TO YOUR GREATNESS!

If I win the draw, pick someone else

 

[Bennie-Mac]

 

[Marky]

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Was this meant to be posted in the "Picture of yourself" thread? :p