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floatindolphin

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I was chatting to a girl on Babestation the other night and I asked her if she could hide.

"Sorry, did you say hide?" she replied.

"Yes, that's right," I said, "and quickly - the batteries in the remote are flat, and my wife is walking down the stairs."


:D (stolen off another forum)
 
'Why did the chicken not cross the road?'


'To get not to the not other side not!!!'

HAHAHAHAHA!
 
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My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.

"Nice car," I said as he got out.

"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year."*

* Shamelessly stolen from sickipedia
 
floatindolphin said:
I was chatting to a girl on Babestation the other night and I asked her if she could hide.

"Sorry, did you say hide?" she replied.

"Yes, that's right," I said, "and quickly - the batteries in the remote are flat, and my wife is walking down the stairs."


:D (stolen off another forum)
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After reading it multiple times I finally understand, not great, but I smiled :)
 
After getting sent to jail, I spent the next hour being held face down over a table and getting violently ****** up the arse. Sometimes I think my uncle John takes Monopoly a bit too seriously.
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Stolen off a mates FB, love it :D
 
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?

Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
 
Redz said:
My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.

"Nice car," I said as he got out.

"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year."*

* Shamelessly stolen from sickipedia
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like that one.story of my live in the place I work.
don't get the first one,can anyone could explain that one to me,please?
 
Following the research into alcohol's effects on the human body, british scientists have concluded:

- Vodka + ice = affects the kidneys
- Rum + ice = affects the liver
- Whiskey + ice = affects the heart
- Gin + ice = affects the brain

Who whould have thought that frickin' ice could be so damaging for the body ?!?

(translated from another language)
 
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jimhaumman said:
like that one.story of my live in the place I work.
don't get the first one,can anyone could explain that one to me,please?
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Basically, some guy is watching babestation and his remote's broken so he can't change the channel and his wife's coming down so instead he asks the person on babestation to hid off the screen
 
Little boy balloon, wants to get into bed with Mum and Daddy balloon,

'no' sais Daddy balloon, there is no room !!

during the night, little boy balloon sneaks into his mum and dads room, and releases a little air from Mum Balloon, then Dad Balloon, then lastly lets a little air out of himself and jumps into bed,

in the morning Daddy balloon sees him in bed and wakens him up, "how could you do this little boy balloon?"

"You've let me down, you've let your Mum down, and most importantly, you've let your self down"

:D
 
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