Cricket of some sort in my bathroom |:

[StriderX]

No picture of it but, its been caught, what do i do :| ?

 

[Fenris]

Well unless you plan on keeping it as a pet, put it outside in some grass of a bush.

 

[Zefan]

Send the batsman off.

 

[StriderX]

Send the batsman off.

What?

 

[Van Hellseek]

Big bathroom?

 

[spoffle]

What?

*facepalm*

 

[yhack]

LBW.

 

[StriderX]

Oh now i get it...

 

[Zefan]

Shout OWZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT as loud as is humanly possible, while waving your arms in the air.

 

[Unluckyalf]

It never ceases to amaze me what tripe people post on here.

Do you honestly not know what to do with an insect that usually lives outdoors that you found indoors??

Either kill it or put it back outside.

 

[asim18]

what do i do :| ?

Mate with it.

 

[Kenai]

It's endangered, you need to contact your local RSPCA and let them know you've found one and caught it.

They'll then advise on the proper course of action.

 

[mistercrabb]

It's endangered, you need to contact your local RSPCA and let them know you've found one and caught it.

They'll then advise on the proper course of action.

This, my dad kills locusts for a living and Crickets are an endangered species.
You need to ring the RSPCA so they can remove it to a safe location.

 

[Cosimo]

Get your bat out and join in the game.

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

theres a cricket in my bathroom whats im a gonna do?

ohh wait thats wrong

 

[Cosimo]

There is soap, shampoo and a dead cricket in my bathroom, what am I going to do?

 

[xGBHxPegasus]

Send the batsman off.

Came into thread thinking hes playing some sort of new Cricket game in his bathroom.

Was disappointed

 

[misterPK]

Has it been in there a while? If so, it's probably South African.

 

[Emphacy]

Stick it up your bum. It's warm enough for it there.

Mate with it.

 

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