Sporty outfit, need help.

SickoJay · 25 Jul 2012 at 17:40

Okay, so work just called me and on Friday they want all the staff to dress up in sports gear for the Olympic opening ceremony. I have no ideas, could anyone help please?

OhEsEcks · 25 Jul 2012 at 17:46

Go dressed as Mr Motivator.

Zero Pope · 25 Jul 2012 at 17:47

Shellsuit.

bakes0310 · 25 Jul 2012 at 17:47

Adidas trousers and vest, puma trainers.

doofer · 25 Jul 2012 at 17:47

Darts Player: T-Shirt and jeans.

SickoJay · 25 Jul 2012 at 17:53

OhEsEcks said:
Go dressed as Mr Motivator.

Lol I work behind a bar if I wore that I would get no customers.

.Sean · 25 Jul 2012 at 18:23

Just buy your national teams football kit?

Cosimo · 25 Jul 2012 at 18:34

Football shirt, shorts and trainers.

Zefan · 25 Jul 2012 at 18:37

Does this not set alarm bells off in your head?

"I have literally no idea what they mean by sports clothing. Maybe I need to sort my sorry ass out."

OhEsEcks · 25 Jul 2012 at 18:46

This could also be an option. Makes one look proper dapper.

SickoJay · 25 Jul 2012 at 19:46

Zefan said:
Does this not set alarm bells off in your head?

"I have literally no idea what they mean by sports clothing. Maybe I need to sort my sorry ass out."

I was only asking for suggestions, chill out.

shawsy109 · 25 Jul 2012 at 19:49

SickoJay said:
I was only asking for suggestions, chill out.

Indeed mate, you cant ask a question round here without ridicule, didnt you know that?

Malevolence · 25 Jul 2012 at 19:49

Why not chance your luck and ask them to supply you with said kit?

starfighter · 25 Jul 2012 at 19:53

Fanatic · 25 Jul 2012 at 19:55

Women's beach volleyball kit. You will get more customers for sure.

semi-pro waster · 25 Jul 2012 at 20:07

Do you have any sort of budget for this? Or indeed anything that you could use for the sports kit?

For the slightly more random options you could try dressing up as an equestrian eventer or alternatively judo/taekwondo competitor or for the mildly disturbing (and slightly Mr Motivator related) wrestling.

Azza · 25 Jul 2012 at 20:09

Speedos.

/career

fiveub · 25 Jul 2012 at 20:09

I can recommend some swimming sports wear (better than Speedos).

Azza · 25 Jul 2012 at 20:11

Azza said:
Speedos.

/career

+

5UB said:
I can recommend some swimming sports wear (better than Speedos).

= all the laydeeze in your office at your feet.

Zero Pope · 25 Jul 2012 at 20:16

5UB said:
I can recommend some swimming sports wear (better than Speedos).

I've seen your idea of better swimwear. :eek: