Zefan but they are selling it for as little as 16.75 pounds right now. Just google 'buy land on the moon'.
That is may be because of the relaxed prostitution laws on the moon. Meaning you can have a brothel like in Amsterdam. That is probably a significant reason why people are buying land on the moon. Unless you know something better.
You are - in the words of [FnG]magnolia - literally awful.