Poll: The most brilliant business model in the world. Can you guess what it is? TOUGH RIDDLE

[Jakeee]

The Big Issue?

 

[Monkeynut]

How is deficit banking fraudulent?

I'm pretty sure something similar is advocated by Martin Lewis which he calls "schmoosing" or similar.

EDIT: I also propose to the mods that if arekgreenman888 does not tell us the solution to this riddle, he is permabanned.

 

[Theophany]

I'm pretty sure something similar is advocated by Martin Lewis which he calls "schmoosing" or similar.

Yeah, I've never heard of it being illegal in any way. Unless the terms of your overdraft explicitly state as much, or if it is an overdraft agreed for a specific purpose, i.e. emergency car repairs or something...

 

[touch]

How is deficit banking fraudulent?

Its fraudulent because its in the T+Cs of most banks that you dont have any other interest free bank accounts.

 

[Jakeee]

Tourist Guides?

 

[Morba]

Something to do with marriage? A certified virgin doc or something?

 

[Mr^B]

Its not painting or even art Mr^B. You were told of being wrong multiple times. There is no shame to admit that your are stupid.


And it is not money burned at funeral as that money if it were not burned could does have a value.

BIG CLUE: it does have something to do with freedom. Or the lack of it after you have signed this document.

No, I'm right, it meets all your criteria, still. As you sign paintings.

 

[Theophany]

Its fraudulent because its in the T+Cs of most banks that you dont have any other interest free bank accounts.

So having multiple interest free bank accounts is fraudulent.

Deficit banking isn't.

I geddit.

 

[touch]

So having multiple interest free bank accounts is fraudulent.

Deficit banking isn't.

I geddit.

Having multiple interest free accounts is not neccisarily fraudulent.

Making money by breaking the T+Cs of your bank account is though.

 

[godinman]

Arek, you're intelligence is so vastly superior to ours that we will never in a million years get answer for you. Tell us so we can learn from you.

Please.

 

[arekgreenman888]

The Big Issue?

GOOD ONE. But Big issues although comprising of more than few pages sell for well under 1000 pounds.

I know my intelligence is of superior ability, and so is my kindness hence I have put forward a brain teaser before most of UK gets on the weekend madness of binge drinking.

I am also amazing.

 

[godinman]

Are they some bits of paper that you're trying to sell for 1000's of pounds by any chance?

 

[arekgreenman888]

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If you can guess this I will issue you with a certificate (along the lines of the one at the center of this riddle) for which I normally charge, but a good price.

 

[Theophany]

Yeah, I've never heard of it being illegal in any way. Unless the terms of your overdraft explicitly state as much

Its fraudulent because its in the T+Cs of most banks that you dont have any other interest free bank accounts.

Having multiple interest free accounts is not neccisarily fraudulent.

Making money by breaking the T+Cs of your bank account is though.

The hell?

 

[Reaper 392]

aha, i've worked out what he's doing:

 

[Andrew Moore]

Poll Added

 

[Dj_Jestar]

I voted for the wrong option :/ I meant to click "meh" but in my "mehness" I hit "ban". :/

 

[Andrew Moore]

I voted for the wrong option :/ I meant to click "meh" but in my "mehness" I hit "ban". :/

Conscience prevails!

 

[alx]

To sell few ordinary peaces of paper for about 1000 pounds. Those peacesof paper only have generic information on it. Nothing unique. They are not claim to any kind of ownership or the like.

They do not entitle you to anything at all. So in essence those papers mean nothing.

However someone is selling them for around 1000 quid for a few.

Can you guess what it is?

For someone who claims they are so intelligent, you don't spell too well....

 

[Reeve]

Its not looking good OP...