A 100 year old mystery package will be opened today at 4PM, live stream available.

[antonusklesk]

So that things spewing time back into the universe?

So the package contains the center of our universe!

 

[StriderX]

NO ONES GUARDING THE BOX, the fat quine might eat it!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

So what is it?

 

[Azza]

Just tuned in again... is the package in that bomb proof looking case?!

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Christ on a bike, just open it!

 

[arknor]

its a recipe book with authentic recipes for cooking humans

 

[Judgeneo]

Whooo, they spoke English

 

[Nexus]

I'm still surprised they haven't put it on stage for the show, rather than under a chair in the box still!

 

[Craig1981]

So what is it?

I've never seen one before. No one has. But I believe it's a white hole.

 

[TFleming]

I hope there's some letter in there with their predictions on what we have in the world of 2012.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I've never seen one before. No one has. But I believe it's a white hole.

A white hole?

 

[ots3go]

I've not been this excited since Jesus' second coming.

 

[StriderX]

Great the video's stopped!

 

[antijoke]

Noel Edmonds is going to pop up and proclaim what a wonderful game it was and how they played it amazingly, the banker will then ring with an offer of £50,000 for the contents of the box.

 

[Craig1981]

A white hole?

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

 

[BoonMonkey]

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

Are you broken?

 

[arknor]

its a book predicting all the wars from the last 100 years and the invasion of planet earth starting in september 2012

Are you broken?

every broken has a fixen he will be fine in the morning my dear!

 

[antonusklesk]

Great the video's stopped!

Someone opened the package early! Get under your desk before the ripple in time gets there!

 

[kwerk]

omg the camera has been dropped? people are panicking? what was in the package???

now feed has dropped?

 

[eggyoke]

Great the video's stopped!

...and the package was never heard of again.