During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move . . .

[Sgt Tackleberry]

pass me the rope

 

[DrunkRufie]

LOL, this thread and the reply posts made my day

 

[Duff-Man]

I admit to s******ing

Odd that snig ggering was starred out lol

I s******ed while I was on my way to Scunthorpe to buy a Matsu****a hard drive.


edit: WTF?! How on earth is "Scunthorpe" immune?!

 

[Theophany]

My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.

It's good to see the system's working.

 

[twist3d0n3]

I s******ed while I was on my way to Scunthorpe to buy a Matsu****a hard drive.


edit: WTF?! How on earth is "Scunthorpe" immune?!

arsenal

e: another winner!

 

[Nitefly]

I actually have said this before, I was merely distracting her from the fact that I was trying not to ****.

But I **** anyway and she was disappointed once again.

 

[Cosimo]

pass me the rope

You can have a chair as well.

 

[ince]

Rubbish

 

[RomanNose]

I've finally accomplished my dream of winning the same amount of Tour De France as Lance Armstrong.

Zero.

 

[Derek W]

Quick someone rescue the thread with Princess Diana jokes.

that made me laugh

 

[wazza300]

you should take some viagra to speed up your connection

 

[StriderX]

 

[mistercrabb]

C'mon guys, lets all cheer up a little with a timeless classic!

 

[Judgeneo]

lots of laughs here

http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=55544

 

[DirtyJester]

mistercrabb that got a lol outta me

 

[agnes]

I did actually find this funny, am I sad?

 

[godinman]

Now that Lance Armstrong has been accused of taking drugs, I'm seriously starting to doubt his story that he walked on the moon.

 

[Randomface74]

great joke

 

[buchtis]

Haha

 

[FoxEye]

In soviet OcUK, joke gets you (banned, hopefully )

Seriously, we need to have some kind of punishment for jokes this bad...