During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move . . .

413x · 24 Aug 2012 at 20:30

The joke was so bad it fell of the bottom of the funny scale and landed on top. :-P

Dmack · 24 Aug 2012 at 20:31

it was actually a lot better than the usual 1 joke threads

Curio · 24 Aug 2012 at 20:44

Got a mild chortle from me. 6.5/10.

wordy · 24 Aug 2012 at 22:12

Stolly said:
During sex.

Liar.

Pawnless Endgame · 24 Aug 2012 at 22:24

What does sex and a game of Bridge have in common?

If you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand!

reilly · 24 Aug 2012 at 22:56

What do you call a retarded Flamingo?

A Flamongo

Thank You

cm1179 · 24 Aug 2012 at 22:58

probably sound better down the pubs with a few mates, OP.

jolly good show.

panyan · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:01

my amusement is just loading.....

connection error.

Tony Williams · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:03

This is funny as **** and would have made a great Virgin Media advert.

Grrrrr · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:03

My rastafarian friend has asked me to do her hair for her wedding next weekend. I'm dreading it!

[FnG]magnolia · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:03

A cat walks into a bar.

Schrodinger does not serve him.

Schrodinger does serve him.

panyan · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:04

Tony Williams said:
This is funny as **** and would have made a great Virgin Media advert.

I can just imagine it now, Bolt in bed with a woman - oh the hilarity

Macro · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:06

Grrrrr said:
My rastafarian friend has asked me to do her hair for her wedding next weekend. I'm dreading it!

lol

Car crime in a multi story car park is wrong on so many levels...

cu3ed · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:08

No one else here reads Reddit, cause that's where it was nicked from.

[FnG]magnolia · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:14

cu3ed said:
No one else here reads Reddit, cause that's where it was nicked from.

If your point is that the original content - any original content, come to think of it - came from reddit then you are hilariously misinformed. reddit is where everything turns up once it's stopped being original and/or funny.

cu3ed · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:16

Just seen it posted their yesterday.

Duff-Man · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:17

reilly said:
What do you call a retarded Flamingo?

A Flamongo

Best of the thread

Though that's not really saying too much!

[FnG]magnolia · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:21

Knock knock.

TurnipHead · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:26

Pretty funny. Would read again.

2/10

Captain · 24 Aug 2012 at 23:26

7 Paralympic athletes were disqualified today after they tested positive for WD40.