Live in Essex - watch out for the Lion!

So people think it even looks like a cat? :confused:

It is quite clearly a dog and loks more like a dog than anything else in that picture.
 
The police should have gunned down whoever took that photo. I've seen photographs taken nearly 200 years ago that are better quality.
 
I like the way the people who saw it are still saying 'It's still out there!" to the BBC when they really should be inside their caravan running that Rorschach test again.

Yes, a brown dog is still out there, playing in a field..run for your lives.
 
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Nice to see the Daily Mash taking the ****

AN ESSEX man had admitted the ‘lion’ he saw near his home was actually a design on the wrapper of a chocolate bar.

38-year-old plasterer Tom Logan sparked panic after he ran into a Colchester police station screaming about a ‘massive hungry roaring lion’.

However it has since emerged that Logan was eating a Lion Bar at the time, and simply failed to distinguish between the picture of a lion on the packaging of the chewy confectionary and an actual lion.

He said: “All I remember was this immense slavering beast really near my mouth. It had a powerful smell, sort of like caramel.”

Police have since recovered a Lion Bar wrapper from the woods where the alleged beast was sighted.

Logan said: “You have to admit it’s realistic and scary. I can’t even look at it.”

Detective Inspector Emma Bradford said: “When we interviewed Tom Logan about his experience, he described the lion as having a disembodied head floating against a brown backdrop with the word ‘Lion’ appearing next to it in yellow writing.

“I went to the vending machine, got a Lion Bar and when I showed it to him, he started screaming.

“The ******* idiot.”

Logan said: “Nestle shouldn’t use such frightening images on their products. If the bar had been called ‘Horse Bar’ with a picture of a horse on it this never would have happened.”

It has since emerged that Logan recently called the police reporting ‘three leprechauns’ on his kitchen table, which were found to be the design on a Rice Krispies box.
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Surely it would be easier to release the full picture so we can judge distance and relative size compared to things in the picture.
Ohhh no that wouldn't sensationalise the story enough so we have to zoom in until the tiny looks like it s a monster in a field of tall grass.

Stupid papers. When will someone start a news company that only tells the truth.
 
Craig1981 said:
Everything the light touches, is a complete **** hole.
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Went to Clacton with mates on the beer and ended up scrapping with a couple of drunks...Spent the night in the cells to be released without charge because the guy I gave a hiding to had a record as long as your arm and the copper said "I did them a favour".

Colchester is now my choice...Never had an ounce of trouble there (although I know it goes on).
 
Dimple said:
It was taken with a special UFO camera.
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Ahhh yes, the much sold 'Conspiracy Camera' perfect for capturing all your UFO and imaginary creatures in all their pixelated and blurry glory! Available for $599.99 from all good back alley traders and crazy yokels
 
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