Whatever happened to a firm manly handshake?

kwerk said:
I happen to prefer limp handshakes. Those ones where you dont even come close to "scissoring" the thumbs, you just grab each other's fingers limply and briefly.

Firm handshakes seem like they are trying to hard, they want to impress you, salesmen do it a lot.
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Coming from the guy who lives by the gun, that's hah-larious.
 
You know what I hate though, how hugging has become acceptable in the last 15 years or so. Personally I blame black people for starting that. Another thing... women kissing your cheeks like they are pretending to be french?? Stupid and gay.
 
majnu said:
Have people forgotten how to shake hands or is there some secret Freemason stuff going on?

I met someone for the first time today and I may as well shook think air. :rolleyes:

A firm handshake is a sign of manhood, don't be a sissy girl people.
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I couldnt agree more. In fact I cant even remember the last time I got a good handshake - oh I take that back: all the firm confident handshakes Ive had are from....women.

The men whose hands have shaken = proper dead-fish sissy shakes.
 
I go for a firm handshake, don't think much about the duration though.

Is the duration important? Should I let go or the other person let go, to show I'm a man.
 
Weak or strong, the worst hanshake is when you are offered a hand with the palm turned down. I was offered such a handshake and said "What do you want me to do, shake it or kiss it".
 
Why do people insist on shaking hands with people they already know? I know you, don't shake my hand, say hello.
 
estebanrey said:
I'd say it was the sign of someone with a small penis when you think about it.
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Uhuh and blokes who drive big exec saloons have small penises while hot hatch male drivers have massive dongs and men who drive MR2/MX5s have vaginas.

A firm manly shake has existed long before any modern day social "norms".
 
majnu said:
Have people forgotten how to shake hands or is there some secret Freemason stuff going on?

I met someone for the first time today and I may as well shook think air. :rolleyes:

A firm handshake is a sign of manhood, don't be a sissy girl people.
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I get some horrible limp handshakes in my line of work, kind of makes me cringe. IT guys are usually the worst.
 
mrk said:
Uhuh and blokes who drive big exec saloons have small penises while hot hatch male drivers have massive dongs and men who drive MR2/MX5s have vaginas.
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No because that doesn't have a physical link, I did say "think about it" but obviously you didn't.

I'll explain, someone with a small penis would have a tighter grip when they fapped which then spills over the handshakes. Think of the difference in grip between holding a straw and a can of coke.....understand now?
 
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