Drying tracky bottoms quick w/out a dryer

Cosimo · 2 Sep 2012 at 08:55

Not washing them at all is even faster.

Source: Smelly student house.

mistercrabb · 2 Sep 2012 at 09:00

Wearing a different pair is even faster.

Source: Fully qualified trouser drying technician with over 15 years experience within the industry.

pingwing · 2 Sep 2012 at 09:34

You need to bury them near a tree. The tree will then absorb all the water out lightening fast because it is a thirsty tree.

Source: I can talk to trees, they are pretty friendly when you get past the idea of trees talking.

OCdude · 2 Sep 2012 at 09:39

Robbie G said:
Why is there a man performing overhead presses in the fan's reflection?

That's not just any man! That's Superman, preparing for take off.

MoNkeE · 2 Sep 2012 at 10:45

ITT: People with only one pair of trackies but wear them a lot

Von Smallhausen · 2 Sep 2012 at 10:47

pingwing said:
You need to bury them near a tree. The tree will then absorb all the water out lightening fast because it is a thirsty tree.

Source: I can talk to trees, they are pretty friendly when you get past the idea of trees talking.

Are you feeling ok pingwing ?

Flare · 2 Sep 2012 at 10:52

I have done this plenty of times but with a hairdryer

Obviously on the 'cool' setting. Hair dryers are perfect for drying socks!

DirtyJester · 2 Sep 2012 at 10:56

Ahleckz said:
Pants?! How big are your pants if they can fit over a fan. Fatty.

...don't make me do it

sigma · 2 Sep 2012 at 10:59

Did you wet yourself or something?

neil3k · 2 Sep 2012 at 11:07

another vote for microwave

pitchfork · 2 Sep 2012 at 11:07

Just wear them wet for a couple of hours, they'll dry.

I'm just curious, surely you aren't desperate to dry those so you can wear them in public?

The Funktopus · 2 Sep 2012 at 11:45

pitchfork said:
Just wear them wet for a couple of hours, they'll dry.

And lo, for a condition known as "trenchball" is discovered....

pingwing · 2 Sep 2012 at 12:17

Von Smallhausen said:
Are you feeling ok pingwing ?

The trees told me I am ok, pretty sure they know what they are doing...

Guru · 2 Sep 2012 at 12:29

I just wear them wet to the nearest public toilet with a hand dryer, then I pull the waist band open and stick the dryer down there.

Makes the hair on your balls curl and also dries in double quick time. Win WIN.

You would be surprised how many people forego their hand drying to let you continue. They obviously know what's more important.

khemist · 2 Sep 2012 at 12:46

Also put socks on the end of a hair dryer.

Amnesia · 2 Sep 2012 at 12:53

Run over them with a steam roller...

Guru · 2 Sep 2012 at 13:16

The friction from dry humping is also a neat way of temporarily drying them. Often the end result is more wet clothes though

genan · 2 Sep 2012 at 13:24

I like to use the hand dryers in my gyms locker room to dry my sweaty/wet clothes occasionally

It`s great `cause they are quite powerful and dry stuff pretty fast.

I also regularly see people drying their balls with a hairdryer :confused:

Skillmister · 2 Sep 2012 at 14:04

genan said:
I also regularly see people drying their balls with a hairdryer

You wouldn't understand until you try it

wannabedamned · 2 Sep 2012 at 14:29

Skillmister said:
You wouldn't understand until you try it

Just be careful how long you linger in 1 area......