Suddenly a ZOMBIE appears!

Ricochet J · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:45

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/...ited-States.html?frame=2316130#?frame=2316142

This has made my morning

PS - I don't usually RSS copypasta but this one is amazing.

Kutter · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:47

Love the not available on dish badge. ( the dish network recently lost the AMC channel)

mp3duck · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:47

I'd vote for him

MooMoo444 · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:50

It's a zombie apocalypse and your weapon is whatever your left hand is closest to.

How screwed are you?

meths · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:51

MooMoo444 said:
It's a zombie apocalypse and your weapon is whatever your left hand is closest to.

How screwed are you?

Hmmm..a cup of luke warm coffee.

I'm a dead man.

Ricochet J · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:53

MooMoo444 said:
It's a zombie apocalypse and your weapon is whatever your left hand is closest to.

How screwed are you?

Bottle of Evian

Firestar_3x · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:53

I give him a couple of days before a redneck shoots him.

Maccapacca · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:53

MooMoo444 said:
It's a zombie apocalypse and your weapon is whatever your left hand is closest to.

How screwed are you?

Sunglasses and a highlighter :mad:

Cosimo · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:53

I don’t see anything amazing about that, it’s a rather boring and silly.

mrk · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:54

Zombies could not survive in the White House though, not enough brains!

Von Smallhausen · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:59

More character than Mitt Romney.

RomanNose · 5 Sep 2012 at 09:59

mrk said:
Zombies could not survive in the White House though, not enough brains!

How did bush survive for 8 years then?

Andrew Moore · 5 Sep 2012 at 10:03

I lol'd!

Thumbs up for effort

Spuj · 5 Sep 2012 at 10:03

MooMoo444 said:
It's a zombie apocalypse and your weapon is whatever your left hand is closest to.

How screwed are you?

I suppose I could slap them to death with my wallet

Firestar_3x · 5 Sep 2012 at 10:04

RomanNose said:
How did bush survive for 8 years then?

Cause Bush wasn't a Zombie? He was just thick.

Cosimo · 5 Sep 2012 at 10:05

RomanNose said:
How did bush survive for 8 years then?

He wasn't a zombie. Next silly question.....

Firestar_3x · 5 Sep 2012 at 10:07

Bush was amazing:

BoonMonkey · 5 Sep 2012 at 10:11

MooMoo444 said:
It's a zombie apocalypse and your weapon is whatever your left hand is closest to.

How screwed are you?

Exactly 44p.

2x 1p
1x 2p
2x 20p

On topic; that is amazing. He should win!

yer_averagejoe · 5 Sep 2012 at 10:12

Wow - Am I the only one who is bored of zombies? It seems like whenever someone is lacking creativity, they just go "**** it, just put zombies in it".

This week's latest releases:

Yet-Another-Zombie-Game
Yet-Another-Zombie-Film
Yet-Another-Real-Life-Zombie-Game-Powered-By-Social-Media
Yet-Another-Discussion-About-What-YOU-Would-Do-In-A-Zombie-Apocalypse

It's just not fun any more.

/rant

rsatd · 5 Sep 2012 at 10:19

MooMoo444 said:
It's a zombie apocalypse and your weapon is whatever your left hand is closest to.

How screwed are you?

Keyboard... win

Suddenly a ZOMBIE appears!

Tea Drinker