I got In touch with my inner self this morning.

[utajoker]

That's the last time I buy tesco value toilet paper.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Are you going to go with branded from now on?

 

[craptakular]

tumbleweed

 

[ng93]

I laughed, but only because of your username.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Poofingers

 

[Deific]

I can't stand using the cheapo toilet papers. It's like using very thin tracing paper.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I tried to get in touch with my inner self once but he never called back

e : Bennie-Mac, that is so hot.

 

[Schizo]

baby wipes for me

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Can we get a show of hands for the standing-uppers versus the sitting-downers?

I sit down on the seat like a proper person, you hovering perverts

 

[Danthus]

IZAL, them were the days, you youngsters don't know you are born with all the modern quilted aloe vera triple ply stuff.

 

[Cosimo]

Andrex Gorgeous Comfort Quilts is your answer and your bum will love love you.

 

[Danthus]

Bidet you filthy cretins.

 

[Kazz]

Kittens, it's the only way.

 

[Woogie]

Hurrar for brown ballerinas

 

[Maccapacca]

baby wipes for me

Baby wipes all the way although they do leave your cheeks slippy and lubricated

 

[antijoke]

Can we get a show of hands for the standing-uppers versus the sitting-downers?

I sit down on the seat like a proper person, you hovering perverts

Andrex puppies on a roll for me.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Andrex puppies on a roll for me.

There are those who hover over the seat whilst counting to two. They don't sit down on the seat like normal, decent people; they hover, afraid to meld skin with seat.

 

[Firestar_3x]

If i had a penny for everytime i've read this joke during the past week........

 

[valkia]

rofl

 

[antijoke]

There are those who hover over the seat whilst counting to two. They don't sit down on the seat like normal, decent people; they hover, afraid to meld skin with seat.

That is most bizarre!