Tell us your best break-up stories

I was 12, my first girlfriend. The whole 'hey' as you pass each other in the school playground.

There was a youth disco near the school, I didn't go and it turned out she snogged another lad.

I chucked her, she begged for me back to say 'hey' some more, I refused. Eventually wanted her back then she decided she didn't want me back at that point.

Got a second girlfriend shortly after, she also went to said youth disco without me in attendance. Found out it was the same lad.

Awesome experiences with girlfriends. Bitches.
 
BunnyKillBot said:
I once woke up on Valentines day next to the lass i was seeing, only to be handed a gift wrapped valentines present and a puppy eyed look of expectancy. Problem was, I do not believe in the commercial puke-fest that this american holiday represents so i did not have anything to give in return. With my finest sheepish expression I tried to explain the above but I don't think it quite hit home. She burst in to tears, told me it wasn't working out and we broke up. Luckily, my anticipatory joy of future valentines days' could not be any less removed :)
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Did you keep the present though?
 
I really enjoy telling my break up story. :D

I broke up with my ex of 7 years, we stayed friends. She was Bisexual. After splitting up with me she wanted to go out round Leeds on a gay night and she didn't really have any friends down here as she'd moved here to be with me. So since we're still friends, I took her to Leeds on a gay night.

Apparently I'm rather attractive to the gay men! Got plenty of drinks bought :D Even after I told them I was straight, Blatantly trying to get me "that drunk"

Anyways, to bring the story to its awesome conclusion. My ex pulled a gorgeous blonde girl, And we ended up having a threesome back at the Holiday Inn.

Epic breakup
 
Split up with my ex of 4 years after getting together with my current girlfriend, she was better looking, more fun, less emotional (my ex found an FHM calender I had and scrawled "HAVE THEM!!!" across the front of it) she also phoned me up one night crying because i was going out to town with my mates and begged me not to go and go back to her house, WTF?!.

She'd also got into her head after talking with her mum we were going to get a house together and get married, this then led to lots of pressure when we out with her parents on a Friday night with a drink and would always end up with her parents/family bringing it up.

Enough was enough and I broke up with her, sadly we had booked a two week trip to Florida/Miami whilst we were together which we ended up going on.

Atmosphere was a bit weird (considering I had a new GF in England at the time), nothing happened though and we managed to always sleep in different beds, had a good time though in the end, but she was always wanting to discuss us getting back together.

At the end of the holiday her dad picked us up (he hated my guts for ruining his daughters life) didn't speak to me once, when they dropped me off I said goodbye and that was the last I saw of her.
 
Rossi~ said:
I turned my ex into a lesbian.
True story!

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First girl I ever asked out when I was 14 grew up to be a lesbian.

I dunno wether I am happy that I had no chance through no fault of my own or depressed 'cos what if she thought "well if that is what I can pull I'm going lesbian"?
 
Mat said:
How did your current girlfriend handle that?!
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She handled it very well, she knew how into her I was and I promised I wouldn't do anything to ruin the relationship, I phoned her every other day (cost me a fortune on my mobile).

I also arranged for a large bunch of roses to be delivered to her with a soppy message on the day I left, that went down very well and I was repaid for this sentiment when I got back. :D ;)
 
I created a Bermuda Triangle for myself that I couldn't enter because 3 Doris I'd took libertys with were out to get me. :D
They lived on the same estate at the 3 points of the triangle so it was best I avoided that area. At the time I could only go in 1 pub in my manor as they ganged up & got a couple other Doris involved so there was 5 Wild Doris out to get me. The landlord John had Banned the Doris when they steamed in & attacked me with a Glass a couple of handbags & some sharp nails. :D As they were banned I could drink in peace but getting to my car still caused issues if they were about. :p
In the end the only way out was to date the hardest Doris in my manor & stay at hers for a few weeks. :p
There is even newspaper clippings of the time 3 of them were arrested for smashing my current Doris house up. :eek: + :p
This led to me sacking my Brief at the time as he represented one of them.

The story is much more complicated & funny for me to type it here in one go. :p
I'll have to have a search around & see if I can find the papers headline which was "All for the love of a Man" :o
The **** I took off mates at the time lasted around 8 months. :p
 
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