I really enjoy telling my break up story.
I broke up with my ex of 7 years, we stayed friends. She was Bisexual. After splitting up with me she wanted to go out round Leeds on a gay night and she didn't really have any friends down here as she'd moved here to be with me. So since we're still friends, I took her to Leeds on a gay night.
Apparently I'm rather attractive to the gay men! Got plenty of drinks bought

Even after I told them I was straight, Blatantly trying to get me "that drunk"
Anyways, to bring the story to its awesome conclusion. My ex pulled a gorgeous blonde girl, And we ended up having a threesome back at the Holiday Inn.
Epic breakup